Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

...of course, there are other, root vegetables, to choose from..

will I bring one of these?

No, I've no idea either.

ode to The Cardinal. Both usable AND edible?

and here is the party entertainment

Coq au vin you say Drink? ...then you will be needing some of these..

HA HA HA HA Oh we are having one of THESE! just for my "fanie"

Malcolm... lime?? For the tequila slammers oo er slam slam slam...

Oh and that entertainment.... make sure somebody brings plenty of Flash Wipes, or a bottle of Dettol.

I dot speak german but I like the look of this!

What happens if we get stuck on it?

I will provide some music. This goes soooooooo brilliantly with this footage

I've posted it before but it's so damn good I'm doing it again. Plus I'm bloody fed up at looking at vegetable pics

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Blocked in my country Sparkle. I know Fatty McTwatfuck wants to sever us from the rest of you but I'm sure that's a bit premature?

Cake anyone? What IS that on the top.....?

I'm sure they made an error there and it's actually a Cundt Bake?

Ha! Shove that up your Mary Berry.

fruity centre piece?

I'll bring a few Tear 'n' Shares for the boys.

... or indeed for the true Constance/Milady fans among us..

..and let's send the boys in a nice basket of cupcakes, as a show of appreciation for all their hard work. Aren't they pretty?

I wish mine was that colourful.

I've perfected an even better dish: coq dans la vag.

I like how some of them are hairy and some not.

Can I go all serious for a minute? In the course of my -incessant-- googling of all things Musketeer it has become apparent that we are living in a bit of a bubble in here. The reviews I am reading are pretty shocking.

I am not holding out hope for a third series

Or is about 5 million viewers still OK? It looks baaaaad when they started on 9.5m. I don't think catch-ups or iPlayering can count as surely we alone would have secured 10m + views?

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Quick, someone post something to cheer me up

Well, according to the Guardian, Top Gear gets 5m viewers as well and that's been going for too long years