Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

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part five

No. I am on the same train of thought as you

I still want to see him in football shorts.

Do you think the other will go to support him? In their leather?

Imagine getting to go in the showers with him afterwards?

Afternoon wenches. I am FINISHED 2 hours before my deadline.

It isn't my turn but I will take Aramis tonight in celebration, I will trade my other night.

Everytime I look at a picture he just gets hotter. RIght which two episodes tomorrow night?!

It has to be this weeks, and I am thinking the slave trader one again or maybe Ninon for the book fighting.

Sparkle - I am not sure this football shot does him justice really

I saw that earlier Anne. I was keeping quiet about it.

BESIDES - HE'S NOT ARAMIS THERE!

His mouth

I really like her acting. She actually looks like she wants him with every fibre of her being there.

EMERGENCY EMERGENCY EMERGENCY! I haven't thought about how much infancy him for about ten minutes because I was driving!!!! EMERGENCY EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!

EMERGENCY EMERGENCY EMERGENCY! I haven't thought about how much infancy him for about ten minutes because I was driving!!!! EMERGENCY EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!

Oh NO it happened twice. FAIL.

D'you know, I thought it was quiet on here.

Anyone would think it's small people's feeding time or something.

I have made ye olde Shepherd's Pie for 7. That's me, A, A, P, D & Constance cos I like her. Then A & D can have seconds.

Bloody work keeping me from muskeperving. And now that I've just managed to catch up, I have to go and tidy up or summat because DH is huffing about the house muttering that he's made dinner and emptied the dishwasher and blah blah blah.

I watched Constance break it off with d'Artagnan during my lunch at work. I just wanted to shout "look at her you idiot, look at her eyes, she doesn't mean it!"

And then I watched Aramis sword fighting.

I showed a friend at work my lock screen picture. It's the four of them with the "I like my men how I like my books, well-read and leather-bound". She made a comment about how they would probably get a bit warm in the leather and wouldn't it smell? I agreed with a big smile on my face.

Right. Well done Anne and hope you're feeling Athos better Hannah. Tidying beckons, and possibly some ironing.

Re buffet.
You all know I am cocktail queen, so that's drinks sorted.
Pigs in blankets?
Do a good curry. Chicken satay?

I can bring drinks. And the Vanish stain remover to deal with any red wine stains

As far as cooking goes, I do a jolly good job with those pierce film lid, put in microwave things, or I could bring crisps and dips.

All I can hear is my DS2 (4) screaming like a banshee at anything and everything because he's over tired. He woke his brother up at 5 this morning by hitting him on the head with a plastic hammer. I think the last laugh is on him right now!

Thanks for asking, still here, just riding it out, but feeling pretty wiped tbh. I'm boring myself now. Just want it to feck off, so normal levels of wenching can resume.

Did find time to look at my food choices for the MuskeParty.

Was thinking of stuffing some chillies...?

Now that would BURN! It would also be rather disappointing. I wonder which one of them is nearest that size though? Definitely not Porthos.

Obviously I would snip of the stalk, and pipe full of soft cheese.

Maybe pierce the other end slightly to allow for oozing when squeezed with fingers/pressed between lips blah blah....

I've got some bread

and butter

and then Athos could come and pork me

What about a nice strawberry to cool those burning lips..

carrot sticks?

..And you can never go wrong with a nice jacket spud..

I can do coq au vin