Fuck what I can I wear to this wedding?

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Son getting married this summer. Her mum is 6ft and slender. She's going to look incredible as MOB

I am short, fat (22-24) and with massive boobs. Like huge!

Feeling a bit panic stricken now.
Don't even know what I want to wear let alone find it.

I like patterns but don't want to look like upholstered armchair.
Like most colours, complexion is fair, mousy hair.

No overt cleavage on show. Calves also fecking hug3 so not too short.

Maybe hat. But I look silly in anything small because of massive boobs and tummy.

Arse also size of a small country.

I am perfectly happy with my size mostly, certainly no motivation to starve. But wtf am I going to wear? I'm going to let him down by looking fucking awful. I jus5 want something chic and comfortable.

Budget - not bothered. I was going to look at bombshell but they gone bust. All the MOB/MOG stuff seems to be for thin elegant Carole Middleton types. Love Carole btw. But I need something for a Miriam Margoles shape.

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Navy and gold?

chescadirect.co.uk/products/navy-gold-diamonds-multi-layer-dress

Lace navy - very flattering:

chescadirect.co.uk/products/dark-navy-sequin-lace-dress-with-chiffon-trim

Very summery and easy to wear...

https://www.monsoon.co.uk/talia-floral-applique-midi-tea-dress-1000189108.html?utmcontent=nonbrand&gaddsource=1&gbraid=0AAAAADjtAHdDKxVmvOEC2Y9uctCuZdru&gclid=Cj0KCQiAvvO7BhC-ARIsAGFyToVj-yNPPkScEFafLOao8RvzoTqCCWJcxlm-T672JPvDkMy64SNNY-4aAhqIEALw_wcB

Floral

www.johnlewis.com/scarlett-jo-victoria-flower-midi-dress-navy-pink/p111964267

Dumpy?! I think you are being too hard on your self. I think as others have said, no flowers, get a plain colour perhaps longish, but not full length, let me give this more thought, I'm going to delve into a solution. x

This website has absolutely tons of dresses to look through……..
https://www.ever-pretty.co.uk/products/fashion-plus-size-v-neck-mermaid-sequin-tulle-dress-epp0692?variant=42068648951995

Twisted Wunder do some fab dresses

Hope and Ivy, stunning dresses

I'm hoping your EVRI delivery driver has collapsed under the weight of sample dresses OP and you've hit gold.

To paraphrase and spin Kate Moss "nothing feels as good as fabulous feels".

As a fellow big busted lady, avoid Phase eight! I have just had to send three dresses back as they all have those stupid hidden zips!

Have a look at Evan's online or yours clothing .
Get properly measured for a bra it makes a massive difference .. knickers to pull your waist in ...
You will feel fabulous .. you can go for patterns cinched in at waist.

Seconding Marina Rinaldi - this brand had dressed me well for years! Go online - easy return process too.

Where do you live?
eg in Windsor, Daniels store would have a Personal Shopper to advise and I’m sure any large Dept Store will offer this service.
i know John Lewis do this.
Then book a day for trying on and take a trusted family member or friend with you.
Some Dept Stores offer rental too.
Good Luck, have fun and you’ll be fab xxx

There's a huge difference price wise between Marina Rinaldi and Evans/Yours Clothing.
Both suggested one after another on this thread.

Scarlet and Jo all the way!

The website suggested upthread has this and it looks stunning

@MrsPositivity1 - it does indeed. However this being MN there will soon be a pile on suggesting it's far too bridal for the OP to wear to someone else's wedding.

well indeed it is Bridal, and full length.

Bingo!

Try the Carolina Dress Room. Their ‘Peggy’ style is one that works really well with someone of our size. Their styles are extremely flattering and the prints are amazing. Last summer, I wore one to a very high class family wedding and got loads of compliments. I teamed it with some classy jewellery and a hat from a charity shop. Good luck!

This is nice and comes in many colours

cicinia.co.uk/products/square-straps-half-sleeves-long-chiffon-mother-of-the-bride-dresses-suits-1

Or this is elegant

www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChsSEwjK3M-ewJGLAxUZlFAGHUbDOzQYACICCAEQGBoCZGc&co=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAtNK8BhBBEiwA8wVt9-uncT87E019KHOCC8igblHruW25BJTGSyaqox0OJ7i6bZeq4EsI9hoCEJcQAvD_BwE&sph=&ohost=www.google.co.uk&cid=CAESVuD2CtXkGGXSVB7kB1QQOFIVgryRcbzYqP5hRFvMfz2wdQwwuhMUqG3mHQPLjwZLXyL02XMKAp2mK92j5IxqH6NQIgySSbu8D8hAx9OMBzBrKkec06EB&sig=AOD64_3MfBsh4_0dsbLUSdcBhX0qMe4uJQ&ctype=5&q=&ved=2ahUKEwj3rseewJGLAxUTSkEAHd-2NdoQwg8oAHoFCAMQ3wE&nis=2&adurl=

This is beautiful

https://www.yoursclothing.co.uk/luxe-curve-pink-hand-embellished-angel-sleeve-maxi-dress-p

Have you looked at Scarlett and Jo- their dresses are really flattering?