Great news that the coat saga has a happy ending!
I got back a day early so I've picked up the +J order. The light's already going (at 2pm!) so I think photos will have to wait until tomorrow but, in the meantime, I have plenty of thoughts. Important things first, the label clearly says, 'Gaucho Trousers' and even 'Pantalon Gaucho' so I'm guessing words have been had in the Uniqlo diversity department.
I'm very taken with them with one reservation which I'll come to. They're super wide with a lovely flowing, drapey quality that reminds me of culottes in the 70s - divided skirts as opposed to trousers - so I get the name change on that score. They also have a bit of a 'Wild West Women' vibe and I can imagine them accessorised with a high neck blouse, cameo brooch and a shotgun.
Is 'wild west' hate speech by the way? Ah well I may as well continue. One crucial detail for me is that the pleats are positioned on either side of the pockets rather than the fly. It means you have lots of volume without the dreaded stomach bulge. Very clever, JS.
They're generously sized and I can well imagine they were way too big for you bo. I sent for 26 and 27 waist, haven't even bothered unpacking the 27s and I reckon I might even have got away with 25 inch, although I've no intention of trying. In real life, I'm just about a 27 waist if I hold my breath. I think you also found them low waisted bo which is interesting because on me they're a moderately high (although not armpit high) rise. The hem ends at my ankle bone which is just where I like it. With my flat, chunky ankle boots there's just a flash of sock (or skin in warmer weather) when I walk but no more. But bear in mind I'm only 5'3.
The olive colour is for sludge fans only, but I'm one of them so that's fine. They look brown in some lights and kind of murky pondwater green in others.
They're also fully lined. My reservation - and here I agree with bo- is that the fabric, while lovely and drapey, does feel a little bit flimsy. I imagine it was the only way they could achieve the fluidity at this price point, and I definitely wouldn't want to lose that. But they're not cheap and I'm slightly concerned at how well the fabric will wear. So with that in mind, I'm going to leave them a couple of days just in case my heart hardens.
The jeans I've kept on wearing, which tells you all you need to know. Nice dark denim and a good shape and I don't know why I hadn't spotted them before. I upsized to 28 because I wanted that baggy-on-the-thigh look. They're slightly loose on the waist but nothing a belt doesn't fix and, while they don't give me thighs like the model, it's as near as I'll ever get.