Well, as my mother never said, if you can't be a good example, be a terrible warning. Take my advice, lovely perfumistas:
Don't blind buy.
Definitely don't blind buy from a house that, much as you love it, can be frustratingly inconsistent.
Tyger Tyger arrived, and it's a scrubber 
The website describes it as 'a blend of spices, black tea, jasmine, waxy citrus fruits and leather'. Sounds pretty great, right?
In reality, it opens with the scent of a heavily-possetted muslin, and simply gets more boring from there.
Gah.
If anyone fancies it, it's yours 