If you want a fair cross section of the female race-goers at Aintree, link the Liverpool Echo feature, the DM loves a article about Women, from a humiliating angle.
I'm a Scouser, our take on fashion can be different to what others wear. I often go to Weddings which are attended by people from different places and think "did they forget their outfit", I hear this from fellow Scousers, also.
Why wear tights, when your going to ladder them with your nails, when you've had a few drinks (or whilst failing over).
Last year Arriva were handing out flip flops and most girls know to take roll up flats, but many are dressed to hit Town afterwards, not just for the race.
This is on FB;
As the Grand National approaches, in the interests of theCity of Liverpool’s reputation, I bring forth an important message:
To the ladies:
First off.. when choosing your fake tan shade, PLEASE don’t go for “Yer Ma fucked the Tango Man and out you came”. Just go for a nice light brown. It is April and it is Liverpool. We aren’t in Barbados. You aren’t expected to be Terracotta. And make sure you get it done properly at a salon. No one wants to see tiger stripes on your legs, or glowing orange hands that make you look like you just wanked off the aforementioned Tango Man.
If you’re a size 16 etc.... don’t go wearing a size 12 dress. Wear a 16 etc and make it knee length. If you don’t, you will only end up getting papped looking a bad state and then you’re bloke will swerve you and it will be tears before bedtime, your mascara will be dribbling down to yer knees and then you’ll get papped again.
And as a general rule.. make sure you don't wear anything thats basically a cross between a Panto Dame and a Gypsy Wedding.
Shoes: Don’t go moaning at 5pm when the plazzy straps have already turned to barbed wire and your feet look like they’ve been through a combine harvester. You made your bed when you bought them from Shoo Shoo in St Johns for £19.99. You knew they would quite literally rape your feet. But you risked it. So stick with it. No taking them off and going barefoot like a bad tramp. (If you’re lucky MerseyTravel will be giving out free flip flops again)
Swerve the diamante false lashes. Since when has having blag diamonds attached to your eyes been acceptable? You’ll just look like Mr Freezeout of Batman has shot his load on your face.
Oh and don’t be expecting Coleen to let on to you coz you got your dress from Cricket. And just because you spent your life savings on said dress, don’t be snide at the bar just buying a coke and bringing in your own bottle of Malibu in your faux-leather clutch.
There is a male equivalent.
I don't agree with it, I like a mix of Panto Dame and GW.