My turn for crepey head clutching. We went for lunch at boozy friends' house, and god knows how much wine we got through. Enough to make it seem like a good idea to smoke some Cuban cigars on their balcony. Don't remember getting home, then fell asleep on the couch and woke up at midnight with banging headache.
We went up to bed, and while DP was in the bathroom there was an almighty crash and the sound of groaning. I rushed in, to find him on the floor, out cold, with his eyes open and making a horrible noise. I grabbed the phone to call an ambulance, but then he came round and seemed fine. If pissed. I then lay awake all night worried that he'd got concussion, or something. He seems alright this morning, apart from a very painful back where he fell on the bath on his way down. Only 12 hours to go until I can go to bed.