Thanks, Miss. I am learning! Not sure what happened with that third link in the first post - it linked fine on my computer.
Although I'm very tempted to order over the internet, I think I actually need to do a bit of shopping in person first to get used to it. I'm just a bit scared. 
I've also stocked up my basket at Boots with the three Revlon lip butters recommended here but can't quite click 'buy'.
I am also feeling quite resentful of my mum for brainwashing me all these years into thinking I am an autumn. I have literally felt guilty for wearing black and grey for about 25 years. Literally. Feeling like I kind of like the way I look in it, but I shouldn't because I'm an autumn and it isn't an autumn colour, so I must be seeing wrong.
I worse frosted pink lipstick sometimes almost as a joke when I was a teenager and I absolutely rocked it, seriously, but thought it must be a freak accident.
I'm kind of angry, actually. I feel like I lost my thirties wearing drab colours and wondering why I always hated shopping and never seemed to find anything that suited me. All this time she was projecting her colours onto me. Why did I take her word for it all this time?
My whole self image is changing - I've got the possibility of looking cool and professional and classy really open to me now. I could not figure out how to get that as an autumn, but looking in the mirror today while wearing black I thought, 'I look GOOD. I knew there was a reason I liked this hat.'
I got a scarlet red scarf for Christmas last year as a present from a friend and never like the way I looked in it. But suddenly, by teaming it with black instead of trying to tone it down with browns, it looks amazing. Like other women look.
Massive post with all the psychological baggage - sorry, people. I'm afraid there might be more later, I'm not done figuring out the implications of this yet.