Have just received the 'schedule and dress code' for a wedding I'm attending.

[ShowOfHands]

I'm screwed.

I'm seriously screwed.

[SquirtedPerfumeUpNoseInBoots]

Ha MaryZ, I need a like button for that one!

[Fashionfail]

Yes, yes address please! I promise you I will tick the floaty / hippy / wispy boxes

[ShowOfHands]

My address is...

Showy,
Norfolk

HTH

[Indith]

Course if we just sent stuff to "The crazy hippy who carries her baby in a sling and wears patchwork, Norfolk" it would probably get to you somehow.

[Fashionfail]

I think the DMs should be mentioned in that description, and also possibly the puddle dress.

[Kinnane]

Moominsarehippo :)

[Trills]

Sorry to distract from the dresses, but this is important:

Do Weetabix have a right side up?

[Kinnane]

Trills,You've lost me there!

[Trills]

Showy: I'll get it all out in one go. I'm teetotal, I don't like fizzy drinks, I find oversized belts and sunglasses silly (you look like a child dressing up), can't bear it when people put weetabix upside down and I don't like any part of Gregg Wallace, particularly his head.

[Trills]

But I do love the idea of putting that on random threads... :o

[ShowOfHands]

Does weetabix have a right way up?

DOES WEETABIX HAVE A RIGHT WAY UP?

Of course it fricking well does. Go and look at a weetabix now. I don't care if you don't have one. Go to a shop. Do it. In the aisle. Report back.

[Charleymouse]

Showy you looks lurverly. XXX

Are the shoes sorted yet?

[Dontbugmemalone]

I don't have any practical beauty advice but if I were in your situation, I would decline the invitation. Weddings should be about celebration and making guests feel welcome and comfortable, not high heels FGS.

Good luck anyhow.