Have just received the 'schedule and dress code' for a wedding I'm attending.

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I'm screwed.

I'm seriously screwed.

Also, if you can sew, could you make yourself a floaty summery frock? Choose some lovely fabric and rip off one of these that people have linked to?

Do people really go along with these kind of bizarre requests? I guess they must do but I was when my friend told me that her friend demanded she get contacts as none of the other bridesmaids wore glasses-and she went along with it!!

Wear what you like and feel comfortable in-your lovely friends sound a bit too try hard to me.

what about this?

I really like that indith. But is it a bit wintery? August wedding, I might bake.

Contacts?

I have a purple hat like the one linked BOF.

I know, I know, it looks like a wedding dress but oh my God THIS.

Haha I was just looking at that same one!

Yes probably a bit wintery. What colour scarves/wraps do you have? You probably need to go for short sleeves/sleeveless and take for when in case it is cold.

though this would go with pretty much any colour .

Wraps? None. I have a purple scarf which would do. Is velvet. Um, couple of red ones. I have mostly big, knitted chunky ones.

Too witchy?

I have a deckchair which would go with that!

A dress that goes with purple then.

That one reminds me of a dress we have that belonged to my great grandmother.

Alterable?

I don't have a clue about sewing. Lovely though.

show you know you can get high heeled Docs don't you? whistles innocently

Bad Banjo. No biscuit.

What IS Pimms btw?

Ooooo yes yes to that ww2 one!

I would either beg, steal or borrow (ok stealing may be going a bit far) or ignore.
They are your friends so they'll be pleased that you're there.

This all sounds a bit weird. I have never received a dress code for a wedding. My guess is that they are either minor royalty or into am dram in a big way... am I close???

Can I wear something described as steampunk and/or victoriana to a fancy schmancy wedding?

at am dram. No!

Pimms is a fruit cup usually made with gin, served at Wimbledon to the gentry and by me a bbqs! (Although I prefer the whiskey based on) it has sliced fruit cucumber and mint in it.

Not suggest these actual shoes, but could you cope with the tiny heel? Mary janes

Sounds vile lovely.

I have never worn heels. Seriously.

Ok so we are looking for completely flat dressy fancy shoes! That's fine, I can do that, but I need to feed ds, he is gnawing the door frame through to the kitchen!

I'll be back!

You don't do ballet pumps though do you?

Please please tell us the full schedule and required attire, my mide is boggling at this need full details

What size are you? What size are your feet? If I am anyway near your size I shall have a dig about and see what stuff I have I can post. And I'm sure others would do the same