Have just received the 'schedule and dress code' for a wedding I'm attending.

[ShowOfHands]

I'm screwed.

I'm seriously screwed.

[Dontbugmemalone]

I don't have any practical beauty advice but if I were in your situation, I would decline the invitation. Weddings should be about celebration and making guests feel welcome and comfortable, not high heels FGS.

Good luck anyhow.

[Charleymouse]

Showy you looks lurverly. XXX

Are the shoes sorted yet?

[ShowOfHands]

Does weetabix have a right way up?

DOES WEETABIX HAVE A RIGHT WAY UP?

Of course it fricking well does. Go and look at a weetabix now. I don't care if you don't have one. Go to a shop. Do it. In the aisle. Report back.

[Trills]

But I do love the idea of putting that on random threads... :o

[Trills]

Showy: I'll get it all out in one go. I'm teetotal, I don't like fizzy drinks, I find oversized belts and sunglasses silly (you look like a child dressing up), can't bear it when people put weetabix upside down and I don't like any part of Gregg Wallace, particularly his head.

[Kinnane]

Trills,You've lost me there!

[Trills]

Sorry to distract from the dresses, but this is important:

Do Weetabix have a right side up?

[Kinnane]

Moominsarehippo :)

[Fashionfail]

I think the DMs should be mentioned in that description, and also possibly the puddle dress.

[Indith]

Course if we just sent stuff to "The crazy hippy who carries her baby in a sling and wears patchwork, Norfolk" it would probably get to you somehow.

[ShowOfHands]

My address is...

Showy,
Norfolk

HTH

[Fashionfail]

Yes, yes address please! I promise you I will tick the floaty / hippy / wispy boxes

[SquirtedPerfumeUpNoseInBoots]

Ha MaryZ, I need a like button for that one!

[JamInMyWellies]

Crikey just checked your pics. Foxy lady you are looking fab!

[JamInMyWellies]

Hello Mrs!

3.5 stone you must be about a size 6!

Can I help you with anything. I have frocks and lots of shoes.

But I did chuckle when reading kept thinking but its an Irish wedding everyone will be drunk singing and it will rain. Then I see Maryz has already pointed this out to you.

[ATruthUniversallyAcknowledged]

Right so send me your bloody address and you can have the fruity twin's dress

[ShowOfHands]

Other one's a size 10 BOF. It just falls right down! I love the colour of it too. It's beautiful and I have a beautiful necklace which would set it off perfectly. BUT I love the purple one too, so it's fine.

Terra, I love that song a bit too much.

Okay, not only does mouret mean bog all to me, Mango is a fruit and Zara is the tall one of the twins in the year below me at school. The twin who didn't get off with James on the back of the bus on a school trip to Barcelona.

[ATruthUniversallyAcknowledged]

PM me your address SOH. It's yours. I'd love to think it would be worn again.

I should make it clear that it is a Zara/Mango (can't remember which) rip off of the Mouret, not the actual Mouret but I get the impression you wouldn't know or care about the difference anyway

[TerraNotSoFirma]

But not a real green dress, that's cruel.