My poor fanny

[bigredboil]

Ok, obviously name changed for this. I have a massive book on my pubic area. It hasn't got a head, it's just a huge angry looking lump.
It hurts. It is so sore. And I'm fat. So getting to it is not easy. But is doable.

Please lovely sporners...help me!

LTB 😂

@bigredboil there is a thread currently about which MNer you'd like to meet.
Now I can't speak for everyone on this thread but I can say confidently I'm sure we'd all love to meet Bruce.
That fucker would be lanced into ready brek within minutes 🤣

Absolutely!

The guinea pig thread has produced some results overnight so here's hoping Brucie has too...!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What is the Guinea pig thread? Bruce filled back up again overnight. He is stubbornly resisting my attempts at bursting him. Tomorrow, around 12.30, when I'm home alone, I plan to try the bottle thing. I will report back.

Oooooh exciting!!!

Poster got a new GP. Realised after a couple of weeks she was probably pregnant. Thread now has pics of baby GPs.

@bigredboil as @EBearhug says, poster got a new guinea pig, realised she (gp) was pregnant, has been a very anxious wait for the arrival of baby Guinea pigs, they arrived on Saturday night/ Sunday morning, there are photos 🥰

Hope you've managed to extract Bruce!

Put him in the bin

DH, not Bruce, obviously

He's an odd one!

Updates? I can’t stop thinking about this!

Not a very interesting update...
I couldn't find an empty bottle, I may have to drink the contents after the school run tomorrow.
Bruce, the big red swollen bastard is still grinning up at me, all shiny and stubborn and full of something.
He's not quite as tender, needles doing absolutely nothing. I've scalded him again this evening.

I just remembered the time I found a big hard lumpy thing kind of between front and back, nearer to my arse, o couldn't get near it and I begged DH, he was repulsed so I told him if it was a hair I might die, oh dear god it was GLORIOUS. A massive blackhead. Huge. Full of porridge.
I want another.

That update has just sent me to YouTube to watch some lucky duck get a pebble like blackhead removed 😄

grinning up at me, all shiny and stubborn and full of something.

Sounds like my ex when I first met him, before the shine wore off and he was just full of something.

This is very disappointing @bigredboil. What on earth am I going to tell ds at breakfast when he asks? He'll be gutted.

I've recently discovered Skin A&E (on Channel 5, 5Star and MTV).

Bruce needs to watch this show and realise he's better out than in. 😁

@HoldMyHalo I LOVE that your ds is as interested as we are🤣🤣🤣

Are you taking any anti inflammatory? Like ibuprofen? I don’t generally tell people to take stuff, but it may be worth seeing what’s swelling and what’s nastiness.

Username cause I nearly posted this last week hahaha. I also had a fanny boil, noticed it on the way to work as my bodysuit was irritating it. Promptly forgot. Had a shower. Got in bed. This happened of its own accord.

Can we all agree, if Bruce was a fella he'd have been branded a cock lodger?

Also during my 3am feeding my baby when she woke me up and I came down to make her bottle, the first thing I did was check this thread before I even opened my 9 unread WhatsApp.

I'm so invested 😂

Your name 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Was there more @FlangeBoil?

@Lwrenn a work of art, and I'll be keeping it even post-flange boil.

@Tilllly some watery type liquid which I really enjoyed squeezing out, but after that, nothing! The stuff in the pic was like a paste when I wiped it off, which made me wanna gag a bit but I was also grinning like a fucking idiot at the same time.

@FlangeBoil beautiful! Did you squeeze more out? Was it oozing and oozing? Did you film it?

Can’t believe I am coming back to this thread going “ooh I wonder if that internet stranger’s crotch boil has popped yet” 😂Bruce is a stubborn fucker!

@Lwrenn 🤣🤣 Bruce is honoured!

@FlangeBoil that is a thing of beauty!! And a great name