My poor fanny

[bigredboil]

Ok, obviously name changed for this. I have a massive book on my pubic area. It hasn't got a head, it's just a huge angry looking lump.
It hurts. It is so sore. And I'm fat. So getting to it is not easy. But is doable.

Please lovely sporners...help me!

Any news, OP?

Well this is a thread I am now way too invested in!

I've had similar and what came out was exactly like a baked bean.

Ooooh wow!!

Try not to squeeze until it’s ready- you can make it inflamed which means lots of swelling and not much juice!

Wishing you well
@bigredboil sounds so sore, and hopefully tomorrow it will come
out 🙌

I just had one on the bikini area. It was massive. Used mag slug and some came out but it just turned into a large hard lump. Till yesterday I squeezed and a hard pea shaped yellow ball came out. Assumed it’s a sac.

Here for updates. Would it be rude to ask for a pic

This is how I got diagnosed with diabetes.

I've never had another as large as that giant, though. Even the doctor seemed impressed. It started er, spontaneously discharging just before the appointment and I may have aided it afterwards.

You need to get it checked. These can get very nasty very quickly!

Ugh I had a boil on my bum one time and it was horrendous, I'd say it's way worse on your vagina 🙈. I did have an ingrown hair but at least that was easy sorted

Oh no I hope you’re ok. I say hottish bath and sleep no knickers.
my daughter had a bite once on bum cheek when she was about 16 and it got infected and we had to go to a and e . It was huge so she couldn’t wear trousers and went in tiny hot pants in the middle of winter. We laugh about it now 😂. Hope you heal fast x

Oh I had a big one that came to a head after warm baths and big dollops of sudocrem under a plaster. Mine was more on my arse though and I couldn't sit down properly for a week leading up to the burst
It went 'pop.... pop, pop, pop' ..... so satisfying!!

Placemaking for the denouement.

Whack it with the book? Kill or cure.

On a serious note they are really painful so I hope it bursts in the night.

Boils in that area, also known as furuncles.

Managing boils in that area can involve:

Warm Compresses: Apply warm compresses to promote drainage and relieve pain.
Hygiene: Keep the area clean with mild soap and water.
Avoid Squeezing: Refrain from squeezing or popping the boil to prevent further infection.
Topical Antibiotics: Use over-the-counter antibiotic ointments to prevent infection.
Pain Relief: Take over-the-counter pain relievers like acetaminophen or ibuprofen.
Loose Clothing: Wear loose-fitting clothes to minimize friction and irritation.
Good Nutrition: Maintain a healthy diet rich in vitamins and minerals to support overall immune function.
Avoid Moisture: Keep the affected area dry using absorbent materials like cotton.
See a Healthcare Professional: Seek medical attention if the boil persists, worsens, or shows signs of severe infection.
Medical Interventions: In severe cases, healthcare professionals may prescribe antibiotics or perform incision and drainage.

Hope these help and all the best op @bigredboil

Shamelessly following with awe. Sorry.

Bit horrified with how many people have had this! But also looking forward to updates 👀

I get these from time to time, hurt like hell but get a strange feeling if I get one because I know the relief when it pops lol 😂... we're strange people 😱🤪

Here for the update!

Oh you poor thing. I had one once, even driving was uncomfortable. It built up for about a week.

I remember putting my leg up on the toilet to give it a gentle squeeze and it sprayed porridgey goodness (excellent new word) all over the toilet and bath panel. The relief was immediate.

I still dream about it, five years later.

Wishing you a similar ending.

I had one in lockdown , I thought it was from an ingrown hair but it went massive !
Going to sound crazy here but after trying sudocrem and squeezing it , I used a cotton wool
Pad with Clinique toner a few times a day and that helped shift it I swear

Whoever asked for a pic, I actually did try but it's on such an awkward spot that it was really hard to get a good one. My camera roll is quite interesting now.
Bruce(new name, Bruce the big boil) is currently resting peacefully, no bigger or smaller than yesterday, no head as yet and I've resisted the needle again.
Couldn't get the magnesium sulphate paste anywhere I tried so sudocrem it is.

Honestly I'll be so disappointed if he goes away without an eruption. Bitterly.

@bigredboil do check where those photos upload. I had a similar situation and hadn’t realised photos were going to a ‘live tile’ on my windows phone.

I’m fairly sure I was the only person to notice it, but it was harder to delete than it should have been!

I had a similar boil years ago and it grew and grew. It was on my mound rather than further down. Christ, it hurt! It would ooze every now and then but kept filling. One day, I prodded it and it exploded and a massive pube sprang out like a telegraph pole!

My DM had a horrific boil on her finger last year. I went to visit and sorted it out with hot water and mag sulf in no time. DM had also named hers - Susan (boil!).

Hope you find relief soon OP. If not, get it checked in case it is a cyst. My friend had one that had to be removed under GA.