My poor fanny

[bigredboil]

Ok, obviously name changed for this. I have a massive book on my pubic area. It hasn't got a head, it's just a huge angry looking lump.
It hurts. It is so sore. And I'm fat. So getting to it is not easy. But is doable.

Please lovely sporners...help me!

Is that the follicle bollickle klaxon? I'm a seasoned pro. Get thee to the drs for some flucloxicillin and be prepared for a trip to the hospital.

Lovely MNers got me through this, you'll be fine x

Totally invested in Bruce now...

Another follower from Australia 😁 Update please, I am going on holiday tomorrow.

I hope you're applying the heat pads as frequently as possible, OP.

🧐

@endofthelinefinally wow! Thank you! That is tomorrows plan

Apologies for the delay in updating. Totally forgot. So today I have scalded the bould Bruce (bowel with a d on the end, I'm Irish)
And the fucker is still there, but of a skin has formed where I poked him. He is firmer than yesterday, not quite as painful. Still as red. Ugh

🤣🤣🤣

I had one on my bits too and named it Barry.
My partner said I was exaggerating about the pain but I wasn't!
It lasted a week before it popped

How's Bruce looking today?

Bruce is still red, and still headless, feels a little smaller though. If he just slowly fades away I'm going to be so cross

I'll be bloody cross too!!! I'm invested in this now! Come on Bruce, do your stuff!!! 🤣🤣🤣

I had something similar, it was glorious when it popped. I hope you get the satisfaction soon!

Poor show Brucie Boil.

If Bruce leaves in the dead of night without so much as a wee bowl of porridge left I'll never forgive him.

9 yo ds has asked twice today how Bruce is 😁 raising 'em right😁

😂😂😂😂

Bruce his very red tonight. Scalded him in the shower again and had a little poke... some cloudy blood came out. No big pop. Very disappointing. Still full, a bit more swollen again today.. I want the porridge!!!

COME ON BRUCE - GET A MOVE ON! WE WANT PORRIDGE!

(And come on MN, we need a porridge emoji)

Bruce, cheer me up pls pal. Come on, we're all friends here!

Bruce *is not his 🙈 I did try to take a pic. Dh caught me🤣🤣 interesting conversation there. He is completely bemused that we are all so eagerly waiting on an explosion. Also he is repulsed. By all of us. Weirdo.

Between this and the guinea pig thread I am so disappointed. Will one of you pop already! I need pictures!

@whatausername Me too!

Ds remains disappointed with the update as do I.

@whatausername @notthedressiwanted me three!