KLAXON - What is this - a spot or something else? Sporny pic included

[WolfAlice]

Sorry for crap pic quality, had to do some careful cropping as its on my inner thigh!

Had this for weeks now, looks like a spot but is quite hard and very sore to touch. Tried squeezing but nothing happening

Just checking in

Any news????😂😃

If you don't report back soon op, I'm calling the police!

Come on OP, share the joy!

Ok I really need help with this one. In between running after a very overtired, grumpy toddler so bare with me BUT

I have poked, prodded, needled and squeezed the shite out of this thing and NOTHING will come out. GP job or do I keep trying? Feel a bit daft going to doctors with it.

(Cropped to hide fanjo. Looks like a bloody nipple its that big)

When dd gets spots I pull apart rather than squeeze together iyswim. Could you prick it and then try that? Jealous

If it's that big and you're getting noting out leave it alone! I'd see if the practice nurse could fit me in for a look at it to be honest.

You have NO business on this thread Questionable

Oh I know. 😂

Holy Fuck

Whothefuckissimon

Have you done tate's bottle thing? And THEN the magnesium stuff, hot flannel and slicing?!

Commitment is required!

In the second picture it looks like is starting to lose it's head - this cannot be allowed to happen.

Keep poking the Bear.

Disclaimer - no medical training ever, but have never been able to leave a spot alone.

The head has somewhat shrivelled but the pus is festering below and must be released or it will kill you.

I'm not kidding. Millions of people die every year from not squeezing their spots or boils.

It is imperative that you act quickly to save yourself and SQUEEZE THAT MOTHERFUCKER NOW!

RIGHT NOW!

Put your back into it woman and stop pussyfooting about!

I found this definition for the word Pus, it reads like poetry!

: thick opaque usually yellowish-white fluid matter formed by suppuration and composed of exudate containing white blood cells, tissue debris, and microorganisms.

Oi slattern!

OP, do you wish you had never started this thread?
Mumsnet should perhaps carry a warning to future novice spornees!

Ok, OP, you really need to post your address now, then lots of us lovely MNers will come round, hold you down, relieve you of the nastiness and then post lots of pics.....

. It all looked so promising.

What a disappointment!
If you don't mind me saying so OP, you have not maximised the potential of this opportunity. I feel rather let down.
You need to get yourself a sporning kit. A basic version should consist of:
A variety of sizes and width of needles.
A scalpel
A stanley knife blade
Swabs
Pointed tweezers
Dettol
A camera

It needs to be kept at hand.

You can practise on oranges- the tough skins will get you used to piercing firmly and deeply enough.

More advanced kits can be built up once you have mastered the basics.

I am afraid you have let this one slip through your fingers. Pity, it had potential.

Poor OP!

Hey poor op....((((in other words what a BLOODY DISAPPOINTMENT!!!!!)))

dontpokethebear my apologies, I shall immediately desist from poking you!

However OP must continue with her poking, her audience demands it.

I'd use a jumbo paperclip on it, like a big blackhead remover, to get some purchase around the perimeter.

I'm almost ashamed to say I've been thinking about the poor op's bubo all day.

What!!! nothing's happened, it's been aaaaaaggggggeeeeessss

Surely little Wolfs teeth aren't that bad, ( have you tried whiskey WolfAlice, on the teeth not the whopper of a sporners delight)

Lulu, I swear I'm off tomorrow to buy your list of -goodies- helpful instruments

Oops goodies

ffs lost its value now