KLAXON - What is this - a spot or something else? Sporny pic included

[WolfAlice]

Sorry for crap pic quality, had to do some careful cropping as its on my inner thigh!

Had this for weeks now, looks like a spot but is quite hard and very sore to touch. Tried squeezing but nothing happening

You can do it!

Call me Hotlips Houlihan (if that means anything to you)

Come on. You can do this.
Put a hot flannel on it and then stab it.
If you were local I would do it for you.
It will hurt like a fucker but it will be worth it.

Tate15 - you dirty delicious sporner

Tate that sounds so satisfying!!

I'm in love with this thread

My face was at that photo. It's beautiful. Please keep trying. I'm trying to have an early night so would really appreciate sooner rather than later. I don't think I'll sleep until I know now.

Oh Tate...you are wonderful.

I'm so jealous!!!!

You people are all sick.

And I love it!

But we won't know what it sounds like at breaking point if it's released into a jar. I think it will sound like someone biting a Calippo - a bit crunchy and squeaky.

I want to grow a lovely boily spot so I can do the bottle thing

How about this?
www.oprah.com/oprahshow/dr-oz-demonstrates-how-to-properly-pop-a-pimple-video

God, I'm seriously jealous. That looks luscious :)!

Hang on
mumsnet has a whole section dedicated to gross spotty things?

Bye bye AIBU, hello SpornCorner

It'll feel so much better once you get all of that crap out.

Place marking & cracking up at sound like a calippo

Smother it in bonjela or anbesol for a while, that should numb it enough so it wont hurt too much when you stick the needle in

It's protruding enough to place some curved nail scissors parallel to it and slice the top off and then squeeze and hopefully it will gush like an Icelandic geyser!

Ooh that's going to be a beauty when you pop it! Don't be afraid to be firm with it!

Ooh yeah- do Tate's thing! and HURRY UP!

You're better off putting the top of a bottle under a hot running tap. It's the neck you need to get hot.

Dh introduced me to this for my neck cyst years ago and we frequently do it on my neck.

Oh please be brave! And film it!

You can do it, OP. I believe in you!

Don't be selfish OP.
BITE DOWN ON ROLLED UP FLANNEL AND PIERCE THE FUCKER.