AMA Swingers clubs.

[MrsBerthaRochester]

Anything you ever wanted to know about Swingers clubs/parties but were afraid to ask? And yes I know there is an mn Sex topic but its full of hairy handed trolls.

Why is it always the mingers who are swingers?

The ones at Torture Garden aren't! Intimidatingly attractive a lot of them are.

Are people allowed phones or cameras etc? I'd hate to think I was secretly recorded etc!

In my experience swingers generally dont go dogging @Neverendingdust. Swinging is also about the social side whereas to me dogging is just fucking?

@Handsnotwands

Does it smell a bit nasty?

I've always imagined it smells of feet, bums and er...fluids .

What was your first experience like?

@Thebeesknee you are encouraged to put your phone in your locker or keep it on you. I have never seen anyone on their phone and if you were caught trying to record then you would be removed and banned.

Is there a woman anywhere in the whole world who would actually want to look through a glory hole?*

No because the risk of being poked in the eye is just too big!

@Neverendingdust

[quote MrsBerthaRochester]@Thebeesknee you are encouraged to put your phone in your locker or keep it on you. I have never seen anyone on their phone and if you were caught trying to record then you would be removed and banned.[/quote]
Interesting... So how are those "promotional" photos taken then? Or are they all models/stock photos?

Apparently an upside down pineapple is the secret sign for swingers now.

@Thebeesknees Im sure photos/recording does go on but its not the norm.

Why are you putting this here? Aren’t there sites for that sort of thing where those interested can ask questions?

I went to a few when I was younger (early 20’s) lots of middle aged people dressed up in rubber and men crawling around being whipped.

It was the most unsexy nights ever. Have they changed ?

@Bushkin the first time I went with a couple I had met at a swingers social.

@Achillespoirot feel free to hide the thread.

Of course they're models!

The publicity promises you George Clooney, but you get there and it's wall to wall Matt Hancock lookee-likees.

I thought glory holes was a gay male thing? Do straight couples actually use them?

Torture Garden was certainly not full of the beautiful people I expected it to be that I had seen in their promotional photos (that may have changed)

@MrsBerthaRochester

Apparently an upside down pineapple is the secret sign for swingers now.

OK, making sure to never put my pineapples upside down.

Achillespoirot
Why are you putting this here? Aren’t there sites for that sort of thing where those interested can ask questions?

You can see from the questions that lots of people are interested - these are not necessarily people who would have gone looking for information, but genuinely curious.

Like all AMA posts there’s always someone who crops up asking why the OP has posted.

If you’re not interested, scroll on by 🙄

Torture garden is more for people who are into fet/bdsm. I have only been once (in Edinburgh) and some of the outfits were amazing.

So it's like Halloween but instead of placing a lit Pumpkin in my front window, I place an upside down Pineapple?

Or a Pineapple upside down cake? Does that count?

[quote MrsBerthaRochester]@Achillespoirot feel free to hide the thread.[/quote]
No thanks. I asked a question. That is all.

Does the sex tend to be any good? Or is it good just because of the environment? I'd like to think all the swingers are mind blowing good. But I fear that's not the case.

@AchillesPoirot because I thought some folk may be curious/interested. Ok?