AMA Swingers clubs.

[MrsBerthaRochester]

Anything you ever wanted to know about Swingers clubs/parties but were afraid to ask? And yes I know there is an mn Sex topic but its full of hairy handed trolls.

I'm definitely not the driving force. No coerced, but definitely more my husband, I've not really got a very high sex drive (especially since dc3) so any interaction inline or otherwise is driven by him, but he wants me to do the sex bits, he's not that bothered about other women, he likes watching me.

@MrsBerthaRochester

In the couples I have met it has, without exception, been the woman who has been the driving force. The idea that its all women being coerced into it is very sexist.

Not saying it isnt but in the LT doco, it definitely was the husband. Well worth a watch even if you are not into that scene.

@herecomesthehotsteppa

is a swingers club which adbertises on the basis as being for more attractive folk. You have to submit a photo for approval

Ah. I might not be their target market anymore... my time has passed

Maybe try Murdering More Mature Moggies...?

Do people wash their hands afterwards?
Do they wear masks to help stop the spread of COVID?

@Tiddlesthecat I believe whem clubs first reopened after lockdown they had to wear masks? Most clubs are still insisting on a negative lft and have hand sanitisers. There are also showers at clubs.

Have you ever been to a party and NOT got together with someone?

Why is it called "killing kittens"? Murdering animal babies is unsexy.

I always imagine it as when Dennis and Frank attend one in Its Always Sunny … was once invited to a swinging club by a guy I’d only ever chatted to online, didn’t go. I imagine it would be great if everyone looked like a supermodel but a load of regular folk (myself included as regular, no oil painting here!) just … ick

@parkmama yes.

@HollowTalk

Is there a woman anywhere in the whole world who would actually want to look through a glory hole?

am laughing so much!

Piqued

Thank you. It was bothering me too.

@MrsBerthaRochester

Some folk wear pineapple jewellery or have a tattoo.

No no no! Pineapples are the international symbol for IVF, you dirty swingers can’t have it sorry!

@QueenSue

Why is it called "killing kittens"? Murdering animal babies is unsexy.

I read 'kittens' as meaning pussy.. so maybe something to do with slaying pussy? Getting your genital bashed? (in a kinky way?).

I have an ex who was staying in a hotel in Germany. Hotel was next to a gay sex club, and they ran a night called 'Sloppy Hole' That name always made me laugh.

I have been to Les Chandelles in Paris and there were certainly some very good looking folk but also some averagely attractive. I went with a very hot French footballer so I didnt feel to intimidated.

I have never been to a club in Germany but I like caitlin morans story of going to one with Lady Gaga.

Apparently an upside down pineapple is the secret sign for swingers now.

You're shitting me?!! I actually have an upside down pineapple on my kitchen window sill facing the road!! Christ!

No one has knocked on the door, so I must be passed my best!

Past

@Tiddlesthecat

Apparently an upside down pineapple is the secret sign for swingers now.

You're shitting me?!! I actually have an upside down pineapple on my kitchen window sill facing the road!! Christ!

No one has knocked on the door, so I must be passed my best!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Tiddlesthecat

Apparently an upside down pineapple is the secret sign for swingers now.

You're shitting me?!! I actually have an upside down pineapple on my kitchen window sill facing the road!! Christ!

No one has knocked on the door, so I must be passed my best!

Get some pampas grass and a hot tub. You can't deny it then

Im going to watch a movie but I will try to answer any further questions later.

Are you sure that you've only been to three clubs as you seem to have travelled far and wide as well as locally?

@xenobitch never been in the hot tubs at a club. Doesnt appeal to me.

@XenoBitch

I actually have BOTH of them!! And STILL nobody has knocked on my door. I've gone from feeling mightily relieved to feeling somewhat rejected (whilst still mightily relieved). Apparently pampas grass is now en vogue and has lost its association with swingers, as my landscape gardener told me when I questioned the choice on her planting scheme! Well, clearly not according to this thread!!

I thought killing kittens was so called because every time someone masturbates somewhere a kitten gets killed.

But someone may have told me that as a wind up.

I've been to a swingers club once. Wanted to go again but my partner got ill and never recovered. I think it was called xtasia in the Midlands. It was byob they stuck it in a crate behind the bar. They had toilet roll holders everywhere. The music was awful 80's stuff. Men wore Hawaiian shirts and women wore all the good stuff although some women looked kind of tragic running around with their fanjo hanging out wearing just a way too small top. I got it on with my fella too early so he zonked out after climax while I just watched everybody else. Might have been in the wrong part of the club as it looked exactly like 3am chucking out time with a scramble to find someone to stuff your cock into before the night is over. The more serious players were probably in the special rooms and boxes. There is a decent background check for membership and single men pay top whack to get in plus a more stringent check which helps you feel more secure. If anything went wrong I suspect half the club would jump to your defence.