AMA Swingers clubs.

[MrsBerthaRochester]

Anything you ever wanted to know about Swingers clubs/parties but were afraid to ask? And yes I know there is an mn Sex topic but its full of hairy handed trolls.

[quote MrsBerthaRochester]@Handsnotwands one club I went to had a problem with the drains from the hot tub so the changing rooms stunk of old swiming baths!
Another club has a no Anal rule and signs up saying so after too many eh...iccidents.[/quote]
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@Blueflavour at clubs no pressure to join in. Men are not allowed/supposed to touch women without permission.
Swinging has a big social side. There events actually called socials where there is no sex. Its just folk getting together for drinks/dinner.

What are the sex ratios? Is it mainly male?

As it’s a swingers party are all the men trying to come on to you/paw at you?

Is it frowned upon if you go there but nothing do anything sexual?

Is 'iccident' like an accident but with added 'ick'.

Well, we recently went to a bnb and we def got swingers club vibes from it. Neither of us fancied the hot tub.(or the host)

@wonderfulyou single men are only let in in limited numbers. They are not allowed to touch or pester and will be removed if they do.
The costs are generally
£5/10 for single women
£25/30 for couples
£10 for tv
£45/55 for single men.

Oh I love this thread I'm such a prude in reality 🤣. F to return once I've settled DS

Ive always wondered about how you transition from walking into a room with people you barely know and polite chit chat to sex, isn't it all a bit awkward and stilted at first?

@Wonderfulyou the clib nearest to me has lots of regulars that go every week and they only go to socialise.

Why is it always the mingers who are swingers?

Where am I finding one? As an overweight woman am I just going to get left on the heap?

I was invited to a Killing Kittens event many moons ago by the organiser. He said I "looked the type" LOL what a cheek! I wonder if KK is still on... I'd be tempted nowadays tbh

@reesewithoutaspoon I have never found it akward? Its generally like a club/pub downstairs so you just mingle and chat. Then you might see someone you like the look of and you flirt a bit. Then if you want to take it further you can ask them if they would like to go upstairs/join you in a room.

@herecomesthehotsteppa

I was invited to a Killing Kittens event many moons ago by the organiser. He said I "looked the type" LOL what a cheek! I wonder if KK is still on... I'd be tempted nowadays tbh

KK definitely still exists

What is tv on your entry list at £10 please ?

Do you have to use your real name etc. When chatting to people or can you sort of have a persona

@LoopyDream Fabswingers or just google Swingers/sex clubs? Over weight women are certainly welcome. Some clubs host nights especially for the fuller figure and they are very popular.

What is a killing kittens night please

@andysgirl22 transvestites or transpeople. That is the abbreviation usually used on club websites.

@andysgirl22 is a swingers club which adbertises on the basis as being for more attractive folk. You have to submit a photo for approval. overweight people are not welcome.

@Cleanbedlinen12

Well that’s brightened up my evening in front of some rubbish film! I’d love to know what happens! Is it all gorgeous people in a beautiful house with log fires and champagne?

That is really really unlikely!

is a swingers club which adbertises on the basis as being for more attractive folk. You have to submit a photo for approval

Ah. I might not be their target market anymore... my time has passed

Do swingers go Dogging too? 👀

[quote MrsBerthaRochester]@Saskiarembrandt I wouldnt say vanilla no. You can just go in a private room but there are also group rooms, at one club a stage and folk can watch, rooms with two way mirrors. Glory holes etc.[/quote]
Is there a woman anywhere in the whole world who would actually want to look through a glory hole?

Also OP do you have a Pampas grass outside your home? 🌾🌾