AMA Swingers clubs.

[MrsBerthaRochester]

Anything you ever wanted to know about Swingers clubs/parties but were afraid to ask? And yes I know there is an mn Sex topic but its full of hairy handed trolls.

@ineedsun

That’s a bit different from watching people live and poking your penis through a hole for action though isn’t it?

Dick picks?

@Handsnotwands

Does it smell a bit nasty?

Eww 😂🤢

Or pics? I don't think dicks would make very good picks.

Are you not worried about infections ect

@SaskiaRembrandt
What about them? In fairness I’ve never been sent one and the idea of them does nothing for me, but I can’t see how that’s the same as a glory hole or watching someone have sex in front of you. I’m not being a twat, I’m probably just dull!

Can you go to them if you are single?

Is everyone a bit pissed?

[quote ineedsun]@SaskiaRembrandt
What about them? In fairness I’ve never been sent one and the idea of them does nothing for me, but I can’t see how that’s the same as a glory hole or watching someone have sex in front of you. I’m not being a twat, I’m probably just dull![/quote]
You're definitely not dull. You aren't wearing polyester and throwing your keys into a bowl.

Watching people have the same sex everyone else has is just live action porn. There are a gazillion websites that show that.

And glory holes are just a real life version of dick pics. In both cases the presenter of the dick is hoping someone will do something with it.

What does the average attendee look like?

Above average?
I would have thought you’d need to be quite body confident

@BlueFlavour

Is everyone a bit pissed?

I am.

Ok trying to keep up-
Most clubs are byob which is put behind the bar and the staff serve you. Being really pissed is frowned upon and youight get asked to leave.

@SaskiaRembrandt

@Bessica1970

What does the average attendee look like?

Above average?
I would have thought you’d need to be quite body confident

In my experience, sex people look Matt Hancock. Take from that what you will.

@Bessica1970 the demographic is mainly middle aged average or over weight couples. Young or gym fit folk often go to be admired and ate known as "peacocks" they are usually found twirling on the pole dance floor.

@BlueFlavour

Is everyone a bit pissed?

On this thread? Quite possibly. At the Swingers' Club, I would hope there's a bar at least.

@MrsBerthaRochester

Ok trying to keep up- Most clubs are byob which is put behind the bar and the staff serve you. Being really pissed is frowned upon and youight get asked to leave.

I might have gone if there was good music and lots of nice wine ...

Do you Donau thing else or is it literally just sex is there much chit Char?

As for body confident? Some clubs insist on dress down so lingerie/sexy club wear for women and boxers or just a towel for guys. I have seen very very large people happily wandering about in very little clothing.

Why do you do it?

Are you not worried about getting herpes?

Do you have to join in?
What do you wear?

@sophieelisse downstairs is just like a normal pub/club so people will be having a drink, chatting, dancing.
Upstairs are the sex rooms.

Already answered! Ignore me

@Blueflavour I would just wear what I would usually wear to a night out so a nice dress. Some folk will wear fetish wear.
There are lockers where you put your clothes if you want to dress down to lingerie or go in the hot tub/sauna.

I like the sound of downstairs. (And that's not a euphemism ). But unless you were interested in the potential of upstairs you would just go clubbing somewhere else.