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to be ridiculously excited to have just booked tickets for a swinging club for NYE party?

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goodcompany2 · 07/12/2015 13:05

First time without kids on NYE in 7 years and excited!!!

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gatewalker · 07/12/2015 13:23

Horses for courses. I couldn't stand one of those myself.

I hope it's everything you expect it to be :)

Sparkletastic · 07/12/2015 13:24

YABU
HTH

abbieanders · 07/12/2015 13:26

Is this swing dancing but you're being hilarious by fooling us all into thinking you want to shag an aul fella in a leather thong?

Tneconni · 07/12/2015 13:27

IgnoreMeEveryOtherReindeerDoes · 07/12/2015 13:28

Well that's one way to see the new year in... With a bang

Bearbehind · 07/12/2015 13:29

Why choose NYE? I bet there's a huge premium for random shagging on that date- seems a waste to me!

Pumpkinpositive · 07/12/2015 13:30

You have to book tickets for a swingers club? I didn't realise these things were so popular.

PaulAnkaTheDog · 07/12/2015 13:31

Is this a 'oh how embarrassing, my phone auto corrected'? Because it makes no sense in this case. A poor attempt at being funny.

If you are genuine then yabu. Your sex life is your business. No one really wants to read about it here.

PaulAnkaTheDog · 07/12/2015 13:32

Fake typo, OP?

BishopBrennansArse · 07/12/2015 13:33

Nice.

chanelfreak · 07/12/2015 13:33

You mean swing music/dancing, right? Because I can't imagine demand being so high as to warrant selling tickets to see/take part in random shagging? I am happy to be corrected though.

MaxPepsi · 07/12/2015 13:34

Swinging as swapping partners

Swinging as popular, hip and trendy? which is a slang word which I've not heard for years

MatildaTheCat · 07/12/2015 13:34

Pampas grass sort of swinging club?

Have a nice time.

Helmetbymidnight · 07/12/2015 13:36

You usually take the kids?!

MockTheWeek · 07/12/2015 13:36

Helmet that's exactly what I was about to say!!

Helmetbymidnight · 07/12/2015 13:38

Tee hee.

MissBattleaxe · 07/12/2015 13:39

I have to see how this pans out.

OP Do you mean "swing" as in the When Harry Met Sally soundtrack, or schwiiiinnnng like in Wayne's World?

SolidGoldBrass · 07/12/2015 13:39

Have a good time OP. I went to one on Saturday and it was utterly amazing.

SarahSavesTheDay · 07/12/2015 13:40

Hang on. Isn't swinging where you swap husbands and wives? Do have fun, please report back.

Helmetbymidnight · 07/12/2015 13:42

Which would be worse d'you reckon?: no one wants to shag you, or no one wants to shag DH?

I don't think I'd get over it if no one wanted to shag DH.

And all to the tune of 'Auld Lang Syne'

RickRoll · 07/12/2015 13:43

mmm, STDs

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goodcompany2 · 07/12/2015 13:44

Helmetbymidnight - crikey, absolutely not meant to read that way!!!

Have been model of good parenting in previous years. TV, films, chinese take-away and fireworks. This year is going to be different. Hey ho. I'm happy.

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ovenchips · 07/12/2015 13:46

Helmet

KeepOnMoving1 · 07/12/2015 13:47

Yuck!

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goodcompany2 · 07/12/2015 13:48

SolidGoldBrass Glad you had fun. Club or party?

Helmetbymidnight we often go and don't click with anyone (or just enjoy our own company) no big deal. Might be we're choosy ugly as sin lol

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