to be ridiculously excited to have just booked tickets for a swinging club for NYE party?

[goodcompany2]

First time without kids on NYE in 7 years and excited!!!

Please don't update us on New Year's Day with a run down of the night's activities.

It's lovely of you to overshare that with us though, and nice that you have something to look forward to.

Do you get swinging clubs graded on looks? I'd go to one if you had to be a 7 or above. Else I'd worry its just full of bold, fat 1s, 2s and 3s.

Not sure I'd eat anything from the buffet. Will they have a prawn ring?

goodcompany2 That sounds like so much fun :) Enjoy!

That's nice, dear.

Namechanged, I've only experienced ones where I'm assuming you have to be a 7+. For the sake of fairness, I'd like to think there are also those for 5-6s; 0-4 etc etc.

If you get this moved to the Sex Topic you might find some people who will be very excited for you and want to know all about it.

Don't forget the lubricant and baby wipes

And

Don't drink the punch.........it'll have pubes in

My, everyone is so liberal, cool and right on. It all sounds so seedy. All those bodily fluids mixed up and shared around, eugh.

Don't drink the punch.........it'll have pubes in

Arf.

I agree that it is very sleazy and a bit sad.

I am an incredibly jealous person. The thought of OH being with someone else makes me sick to the stomach. He feels the same.
Horses for courses, not my cup of tea.

But thanks for dropping by and letting us know your NYE plans, enjoy.

Not really too sure I get what the AIBU part of this is.

I hope your relationship stays solid after this. Not only is is not my cup of tea but I think it's a really bad idea for anyone.

And if your relationship is immeasurably improved by having sex with strangers, I really would worry about the quality of your relationship.

Through I consider myself to be pretty liberal in most ways - but not to the extent that I want to be a fuck hole for a random (and probably grim) stranger.

I only posted on a whim. Had nothing more to say but thought it was courteous to answer the questions directed at me. have done so now so will bow out.

Wouldn't even know how to move the thread. Happy for someone else to do so should the discussion continue.

Don't you worry about diseases? Yeah I am sure you are safe etc, but that doesn't stop you catching craps, herpes or warts.
Or spreading them about for that fact.

I'm not sure what the intention of this post was, other than to make people feel a bit pukey after lunch or just to rouse a few

Before anyone calls me a prude, I have my own perfectly fantastic sex life, I just prefer to keep it with one other person.

All those great big swinging testicles in your face, as you scramble amongst the briar patch to locate the real deal.

Happy New Year!

Ooh I'm glad to see I've been joined on this thread by a few more 'judgey-pants' types. Shall I hand out the lemons for us to suck?

And if being happy to only have sex with my DH makes me 'smug' then I'm happy to be Mrs Smug from Smugsville

MNHQ can move the thread if you ask OP.

@ To know that I wasn't just taking someone else's leavings, but everyone else's leavings.

#jealous

My DW and I have recently been talking about finding some time next year to try The Vanilla Alternative.
We will be club virgins