to be ridiculously excited to have just booked tickets for a swinging club for NYE party?

[goodcompany2]

First time without kids on NYE in 7 years and excited!!!

Quornmakesmefart

Pass me a lemon my dear!

My OH manages to get me to a happy place all by himself!

We don't need assistance

Quite Quorn

I wasn't going to click on this thread, but I'm sooo glad I did. It's hilarious

I think it's the fucking strangers that bothers me most - I only really want to fuck someone I know

They could be a Tory
They could have a wank sock
They could yell 'Mummy' when they come
They could have a job you don't approve of
They could be an abuser
or hate women or failed to pay child support for ten years

I don't think it's for me

I don't like sharing a chocolate bar never mind my fanjo

While I like to think I'm very open minded (i.e don't do monogamy, very sex positive) in my (admittedly limited) experience of swinging clubs I've found them so cringey and desperate it made my sphincter twitch. Linda from Accounts in a straining Ann Summers corset and a venetian mask she got off ebay and her husband Clive, a pudgy bespectacled bank manager type shuffling about slightly threateningly in chaps.

Eyes Wide Shut it wasn't.

Sparklingbrook how? who do I address?

or do I say "Please move this. It's not in the right place and it's causing possible offence".

thanks

why would they need to worry if they both felt secure

i think for quite a few it brings up their insecurities when people talk about having open relationships this make others feel insecure - what if one day my partner would like to have sex with someone else, what if I meet someone and I really fancy them and we have the chance to could it would it

I don't like sharing a chocolate bar never mind my fanjo.

Report your own thread and ask OP.

Thats what I imagine Dior, and it would be my luck to get stuck with Clive who has an unbelievably nasally voice and tiny todger.

Ewwwwwwwwwww. Ew. Ew. Ew.

I really hope tongs are supplied for the buffet.

dior love that post 'slightly threatening chaps'

This has made me afternoon

I'm assuming Linda and Clive would be triaged at the photo vetting stage to the appropriate club. Your only chance of encountering them would be if you're assessed as being in the 'same league' (see previous threads passim).

If this is the case, I imagine Clive would be filled with equal amounts of dread when encoutering you over the prawn-ring.

What if you go and no ones wants to shag you?

Do you get a partial refund?

Why do you have to spend your first Nye without children in a strangers house where you could be exposed to all sorts of complications.

Get yourself some champagne gin, a few good DVDs a friend or two. Have a bit of a party, laugh, dance, karaoke and enjoy yourself.

Omg, youre assessed first? Supposing my Dh is considered more of a looker than me? Am I stuck with the nasally tiny Clive's, and he gets the curvey sexy Cameron Diaz's?

what happens at 12 O'clock

or does the swinging start after

I am sure even at these parties that you would want to see in the new year with your partner

It doesn't sound like my cup of tea at all. But I don't think there's any need for the judgeyness.

Hope you have a good time op.

Because she fancies a shag? I think she's in for a disappointment.

It's just, first year without kids on NYE, a swinging club would be the last thing on my mind.

This is AIBU. But, whatever swings your or someone else's testicles boat.