Sex Drive clash :o)

[Littleblue]

If anyone who was on a previous thread reads this..the ironies rather amusing!..I'm seeing a lovely man..he's everything i could want , funny ,attractive and intelligent..
We "sing from the same song sheet"?BUT...he is apathetic in bed...very low drive , and the sex we do have is invariably instigated and driven by me...I have a very redblooded sex drive.How likely (given we have been together only a couple of months)is this to be an enormous problem long term?..

keep us posted !!

I wont be specific..but it involved a naughty worded suggestion re silk scarves and my wrought iron bed

You're going to need a stronger four letter word than silk to spur this bloke into action I fear.

"Tase" ?

I like your thinking.Aim for the balls though, as it's only fair to give him a fighting chance.

..might have a very positive and galvanising effect indeed

ohh...i got a reply , i'll quote.."ooer missus,doesnt sound a good idea with back troubles..but DingDong"

DingDong ????

oh, my Giddy Aunt

more 'titter ye not'...than "nine and a half weeks" eh

more Benny Hill than ermm, something sexier than that

shit...what could be sexier than Benny Hill

wellll, for one thing, he is dead as opposed to dead from the waist down

see what I did there ?

yeah i see what you did ...
Shiny,i didnt share the actual wording lol... lame is as lame does...begs the question what your predilections are if bondage is boring.....next victim? ...LMAO!..I'm not Mata ruddy Hari

I'm afraid you're either a filthy bastard or you're not.He's obviously not.I'm guessing you knew things were not going to be great from the first kiss?

"Ooer missus"

I thought nobody spoke like that outside of Viz.

Oh for heavens' sake, if he hasn't bent you over the sofa/kitchen table/delete as applicable and shagged you senseless why on earth would you keep him?

Although, please do as this thread has had me snorting tea and laughing at an inappropriate moment on a conference call when I thought I was on "mute"...

Shiny...you wont scare me
..My last BF was a filthy bastard..and it got bloody annoying,as it was always on his mind.that got boring from the other end of the scale!
I've slept with him quite a few times..he's been here most weekends in the last couple of months..and yes,he is a 'pecker'and they do crush you with dissatisfaction....indeed

"ooer missus,doesnt sound a good idea with back troubles..but DingDong"

Is he an accountant? Librarian? Retired pilot?

PMSL!..glad your enjoying the thread ..its not too much to ask to get a decent rogering is it??...i cant see him bending me over anything anytime soon...im bleeding gagging for a quality session dammit..40's not too old for proper sex!!

Aah shit coolfonz...now im seeing him in a damn aviator helmet with goggles..he's a designer..wont specify in case i'm rumbled

You could get a spare boyfriend for roodin'...