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Sex Drive clash :o)

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Littleblue · 12/04/2010 09:55

If anyone who was on a previous thread reads this..the ironies rather amusing!..I'm seeing a lovely man..he's everything i could want , funny ,attractive and intelligent..
We "sing from the same song sheet"?BUT...he is apathetic in bed...very low drive , and the sex we do have is invariably instigated and driven by me...I have a very redblooded sex drive.How likely (given we have been together only a couple of months)is this to be an enormous problem long term?..

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Littleblue · 13/04/2010 11:58

omfg....'roodin'..thats etched!
Don't think it hasn't crossed my mind,im a one trick pony tho..the complications i had ticking over online were a brain bender..im rubbish at intrigue etc..

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PeppermintPasty · 13/04/2010 12:18

ah back to my favourite thread...did he really say that? how er, quaint. cryogenically frozen since the 50s?? quaint won't get you off though...i actually think you'll end up scaring him off!-then you can hunt down look for a new one.

BenHer · 13/04/2010 12:24

Ding Dong...try not to think of Leslie Phillips next time he's performing.

BelleDameSansMerci · 13/04/2010 12:26

40's definitely the right age for a very good seeing to. As often as you want it. I'm 44 and so am an expert!

Know what you mean about it getting boring when it's all they think of though. I've got a ridiculously high sex drive but there are times when you think "oh FFS, just give it a rest".

Honestly, I don't think there is anything worse than a feathery strokery pecker (in both senses). Ewwww - shudder!

BelleDameSansMerci · 13/04/2010 12:27

So, indulge me - describe your ideal shag man...

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Littleblue · 13/04/2010 12:28

FFS!! lol..."Quaint" how sexy!...and leslie phillips??,how the hell i'm not going to snigger when he's 'on the job'..jesus

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Littleblue · 13/04/2010 12:30

My ideal shag man??.is there such a thing?!...welll,i'm 5ft 7..so anything over 6fts a bonus..with big feet ..crackin soh usually does it for me..dry and warped the better...

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Littleblue · 13/04/2010 12:31

oh...and intelligent

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BelleDameSansMerci · 13/04/2010 12:32

How odd that you find a dry and warped SOH a turn on...

BelleDameSansMerci · 13/04/2010 12:32

And how tall is this feathery pecker?

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Littleblue · 13/04/2010 12:35

5ft 9 ..small feet bless im

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BitOfFun · 13/04/2010 12:35

A bit like this?

BelleDameSansMerci · 13/04/2010 12:37

LOL BoF!

LB - you know you have to get rid, don't you?

BelleDameSansMerci · 13/04/2010 12:38

Erm, what first attracted you to FP (Feathery Pecker) Ms Blue?

BitOfFun · 13/04/2010 12:39

Send him another text now, and let's see if he say "OOOOHH Matron!"?

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Littleblue · 13/04/2010 12:42

erm.....he's said that before!! FP as i mentioned is attractive,funny and sharp as a tack..its ONLY in the sack and everything that goes with that he's off kilter with me lol

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BenHer · 13/04/2010 12:44

Cracking clip BOF LOL.

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Littleblue · 13/04/2010 12:54

omfg!! thanks for the clip!!christ on a bike...
Its not a recipe for success is it!?

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Littleblue · 13/04/2010 12:57

(he 'giggles too)..slinks away....

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BenHer · 13/04/2010 13:03

Sharp as a tack and hung like one?

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Littleblue · 13/04/2010 13:05

LMAO!!!!!!!!! fuck me..my poor laptop!! redbush tea alll over

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myrubicon · 13/04/2010 13:11

Bit late to this, and a complete Bit of a hijack (sorry), but hopefully still on-topic...

I have a question for you. What's going on when a person can sometimes send long, graphic, filthy texts (you know each person taking turns to describe what happens next), but in reality wouldn't do the sorts of things they text about! Grrr and and a bit .

I'd paste some of them in here but I fear all except perhaps Mal, SGB and AF would clutch their foreheads & faint clean away .

myrubicon · 13/04/2010 13:13

have I just broken MN protocol..? I hope not, am quite new & all that...

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Littleblue · 13/04/2010 13:18

Ive shared texts about stuff i wouldnt actually do..for fear of arrest and/or injury

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Littleblue · 13/04/2010 13:19

PASTE em..

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