Sex Drive clash :o)

[Littleblue]

If anyone who was on a previous thread reads this..the ironies rather amusing!..I'm seeing a lovely man..he's everything i could want , funny ,attractive and intelligent..
We "sing from the same song sheet"?BUT...he is apathetic in bed...very low drive , and the sex we do have is invariably instigated and driven by me...I have a very redblooded sex drive.How likely (given we have been together only a couple of months)is this to be an enormous problem long term?..

just tell him that if you don't get shagged hard on a regular basis you suffer from a clinical disorder that means you tits will invert and your lady garden will shrivel up and disappear....followed by the message...oh yes and I will dump you!!

Haha! Fuck. coffee on keyboard.

OK, so LB wouldn't faint either (adds to secret list of filth-aware MNers).

It just means they are all mouth and no trousers. But for the love of god, please don't post them. I just know what will happen, and it's not good. The whole thread will turn into vompetitive sexting- I guarantee it.

I wouldnt faint..i'd either be taking notes or making suggestions about appropriate brands of lube
I DO suffer if i don't get shagged on a regular basis...its called 'vibratordependency'..i'm told it causes eyesight weakness and financial worries due to the cost of those ickle watch batteries

damn those batteries!!

pmsl BOF...you have a definite gift with words...

I am filth aware, thankyou

I have, however, had one too many images of perimenopausal women sliding down their fella's well-lubed pole seared onto my retina forever, thanks to mumsnet, and I truly don't need any more. Honestly.

YEah..he had one stuck to his ass in my bed..i musta dropped it...shame it didnt penetrate eh?

yup..agreed "my eyes my eyes"..ive seen enough o' that too...bleurgh!

oOOOooooOOooo... Rampant Rabbits at dawn then..

what in gods NAME is CONING!!!!

Nope.

Not sharing.

BoF's right.

They're a bit protracted. (V.V. good for 'DIY' though. Not sure you lot needed to know that).

Shiney, I'm not even going to ASK what anal coning is. I mis-read it the first time as anal-combing. No-one needs to be that hairy.

Back to my pondering.

it'd be like a big bird's beak peck peck pecking wouldn't it

x-post re coning technique. holy crap. i reaaly need to get back to work.

A gentleman would always cone naturally.Jeez if you use the full fist to start with what would the next step be...wearing a fucking boxing glove?

STOP... Please stop. I am actually crying laughing.

Or, in fact, no, no, don't stop, don't stop...

And I had to make the cone thing with my hand too. WHY???