Sex Drive clash :o)

[Littleblue]

If anyone who was on a previous thread reads this..the ironies rather amusing!..I'm seeing a lovely man..he's everything i could want , funny ,attractive and intelligent..
We "sing from the same song sheet"?BUT...he is apathetic in bed...very low drive , and the sex we do have is invariably instigated and driven by me...I have a very redblooded sex drive.How likely (given we have been together only a couple of months)is this to be an enormous problem long term?..

dealbreaker...whether to carry on the relationship or not

ok..thought thats what you meant. ta.

Sorry CD,lol..my soh is warped to the max...

it was tongue in cheek though, I don't want anyone to think I have a thing against men with small balls

I am sure some men with small balls are very nice indeed

can you fit them both in your gob at the same time ?

< sorry about that >

I can fit them in my left nostril

Lol at LB and the washing machine!!!
My dh and i are rather mismatched, as i am way more up for it than he is! He seems to think this is a little odd, but is full of stress and body image probs at the mo. He can't see why i would find him as sexy as i obviously do. I really feel for euromum as I always feel so hurt and rejected, even when i know it's not me that's the problem.

Thankfully when he is up for it it's absolutely fantastic! More often would be nice..........He claims quality not quantity, I say why not both!

Agh..now ive made myself squirm..poor man

fuck me !!!

are they < sharp intake of breath > marble-sized ?

< braces self for load of women jumping on this thread to take issue with the fact we are being cruel to the poor bloke >

I wouldnt object too strongly to 'less sex'..but i would like a quality shag..scuse the crudity...hell atm , even breaking a sweat in the process would be enough!!

pmsl..are we being cruel?..i guess the last two posts were a bit 'pointed'..i think ive declared enough information on the poor mans tackle anyfucker

Actually , i have a mahoosive hooter

If he's 48 and very physically fit, he's not going to suddenly start shagging like Tiger Woods then, is he?
Perhaps he's getting his adrenaline rush from cycling although I'd expect such a healthy man to have an equally healthy sex drive.

Are his balls really that small?

No shame in needing a man to measure up.

lb...are you drunk ?

I must admit, I'm not happy unless DH is lying there panting,sweating and unable to move (or utter a coherent sentence) after a session, a man must make an effort!

Who wants someone who's not really that interested?

Anyfucker..no i'm not drunk..this is me sober i'm afraid ..
Shiny..should you surf MN when eating? you seem somewhat prone to choking..please tell me you have someone around who knows heimlich?

Malificence..i think sex should result in you both soaked in sweat..unable to form sentences..and limping for 2 days afterwards..ok maybe not everytime ,but fairly regularly ..is the problem im too far the other way?

I'm feeling a lot better having caught up with this thread! Cruel maybe, but ladies you are truly very funny. The poor guy - although I'm not feeling that much sympathy...

PS LittleBlue - all things considered, I think I'd ditch him

LOL!!..i was tempted but im being 'earthy' enough

Poor guy indeed...he doesnt deserve such barbs..but if he made an effort to 'share the workload' in bed lol...

no risk of me choking....

ROFL at the small balls