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considering a threesome

201 replies

linzi4fleur · 31/01/2010 22:58

Hi everybody i really do need your advice me & b/f of 16years are going to experience our 1st threesome on Friday, I'm totally up for it and cant wait, i have been with a fem years ago and really enjoyed every minute of it & have no issues in that sense, but i cant help thinking that after my b/f being so turned on and enjoying living out his fantasy of watching me with another woman surely he would want to enjoy the sexual intimacy with myself rather than the other woman, I don't have a problem with him touching and playing with her etc .
Its not a case of jealousy but more of sharing this mind blowing experience with the woman he loves and not wanting to share those emotions with her, Its the thought of losing the closeness and risking the fantastic relationship we have had for so long or am i just being to serious and not looking at the whole experience as just fun and different I would love your outlook on this as to what an ffm would mean to you,

OP posts:
Malificence · 02/02/2010 21:33

The Op's obviously long-gone.

That's really quite grim and depressing Choosy.

AnyFucker · 02/02/2010 21:40

choosy, really...you felt obliged to fuck them both 'cos they had travelled a long way ??

oh, you are being ironic, you had me there

christ, that is awful, I hope your self-esteem has had the opportunity to grow larger since then

what do you mean, since you grew up in Another Country ?

choosyfloosy · 02/02/2010 21:52

Yup, every word of that is true. I don't really know if I have travelled that far from that person.... I solved the problem in my 20s by getting very overweight so that I I was sexually invisible. Except to dh, thank goodness

Another Country as in the film - Rupert Everett yearning over a lovely young mayan at Eton, shagging in a punt at dawn, ring any bells??

Malificence · 02/02/2010 21:53

I think she means "Another country" the book/film AF. Probably .

Malificence · 02/02/2010 21:54

You beat me to it Choosy.

Rupert Everett was pretty wasn't he?

AnyFucker · 02/02/2010 21:57

oh, I'm with ya now choosy re the film

< duhh >

I misread as grew up in another country...

got me thinking what godawful country would that be

choosyfloosy · 02/02/2010 21:58

more than pretty - the jonas brothers are pretty - he was beautiful and damned in the WORST way. Oh my Lord.

Shame he's clearly such a nasty piece of work.

CantThinkofFunnyName · 02/02/2010 22:09

I have just read this entire thread and laughed my way through it! SGB/AF/SH and Mal - PMSL!!!!

Thank you for brightening a dull evening while I wait for DD2 (5 wks old aaah) to wake for next feed!!

Have nothing whatsoever to add btw - just v funny reading all this

AnyFucker · 02/02/2010 22:29

we aim to please CTOFN

BigBadMummy · 02/02/2010 22:31

mal are you really saying you have never heard of people on here having a MMF experience?

I Somebody I know has done that several times and it has nothing really to do with the men being bi. In fact in my her experience the men are not really close together.

It was me her getting all the attention from two men that were completely seperate as they concentrate on the me her having fun.

AnyFucker · 02/02/2010 22:31

have a gander at this

Mumcentreplus · 02/02/2010 22:34

beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

Malificence · 02/02/2010 22:34

They can't get much closer together than double penetration! I thought that was what MMF was all about?

Malificence · 02/02/2010 22:35

Why have you linked to this thread AF?????

AnyFucker · 02/02/2010 22:38

oops, was trying to link this thread somewhere else

AnyFucker · 02/02/2010 22:39

perhaps not all MMF's do the dp thingy

AnyFucker · 02/02/2010 22:41

oi, mal, I didn't link to this thread at all !!

Malificence · 02/02/2010 22:49

I get this thread when I click on your linky!

This thread hopping's making me really dizzy.

AnyFucker · 02/02/2010 22:53

huh ?, it links to the bodily fluids we are all getting excited posting on, as far as I know

Malificence · 02/02/2010 22:55

D'oh! I must be really excited!

It does indeed.

AnyFucker · 02/02/2010 22:56

never mind, everyone else has disappeared anyway

ItsGraceAgain · 02/02/2010 23:10

I've never done a threesome

Oh, that's a lie - I just remembered! It was obviously a life-changing experience

The couple were married. She got very stroppy, so it wasn't really a 'threesome' anyway ... I did make tea! I made 3 cups, and drank mine before taking them theirs.

Blimey, who would have thought a mumsnet troll could trigger lost memories??!

SolidGoldBrass · 03/02/2010 00:32

Pah, I have had a foursome and a fivesome (me and men, yum) which didn't involve much action between the men but plenty of their attention concentrating on me. I have had a sort-of-foursome (no actual intercourse but lots of fooling around) with three men which did involve them getting a bit jiggy with one another. All these were highly enjoyable.
But I'm afraid double penetration is not my idea of fun so haven't tried that.

ItsGraceAgain · 03/02/2010 00:53

SGB, you have lived my fantasy < lost in wondrous admiration emoticon >

I think I'd shit myself if it happened for real, though (not the best look.)

DanFmDorking · 03/02/2010 03:01

A threesome:-

  1. The husband came home wondering what his wife?s answer was to the threesome question. As he walked in through the door his wife was standing there in sexy see through lingerie. The wife proclaimed I have thought about it and said yes to it.

At this the husband and wife ran up with stairs to their bedroom, and the wife handcuffed him in bed. The husband asked so who is the third? Is it Suzy from across the street or is it your best friend Jenny?

The wife replied, "No, I have thought of it long and hard and I have found the perfect person."

Husband asked, "Who?"

Wife said, "John, our gay neighbour."
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  1. I ended up with an older woman last night. She looked pretty good for a 50-year-old. In Fact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself think that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit (well, more than a bit) we had a snuggle, and she asked me if I had ever had a "Sportsman's Double??

"What's that?? I asked
"It's a mother and daughter threesome," She said
"Oh!? I said as my mind began to embrace the idea.
"No, I haven't.? And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like.
We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was "My lucky night."
I went back to her place. We walked in, she turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

"MOM! You still awake?!"
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  1. ADVANTAGES OF A THREESOME:
  2. It can get really weird
  3. Someone can go for a beer without interrupting the proceedings
  4. There's always a hand or mouth free when you need one
  5. Hotel rooms split 3 ways are cheaper.
  6. You watch your best friends making love
  7. You get watched making love
  8. Three-person showers are really interesting!