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considering a threesome

201 replies

linzi4fleur · 31/01/2010 22:58

Hi everybody i really do need your advice me & b/f of 16years are going to experience our 1st threesome on Friday, I'm totally up for it and cant wait, i have been with a fem years ago and really enjoyed every minute of it & have no issues in that sense, but i cant help thinking that after my b/f being so turned on and enjoying living out his fantasy of watching me with another woman surely he would want to enjoy the sexual intimacy with myself rather than the other woman, I don't have a problem with him touching and playing with her etc .
Its not a case of jealousy but more of sharing this mind blowing experience with the woman he loves and not wanting to share those emotions with her, Its the thought of losing the closeness and risking the fantastic relationship we have had for so long or am i just being to serious and not looking at the whole experience as just fun and different I would love your outlook on this as to what an ffm would mean to you,

OP posts:
Hullygully · 01/02/2010 16:56

A lot.

BitOfFun · 01/02/2010 16:56

Mal- I bet I could find her: ask Anyfucker, she knows I am a detective supergoogler . You should send me a message.

AnyFucker · 01/02/2010 17:02

oh, that BOF...she should be a professional private detective, she is like a dog with a bone

GetOrfMoiLand · 01/02/2010 17:07

Think the wording of the OP (references for Fems and FFM and all that jizz jazz) makes me think it is just wank fodder.

Bollocks to it, all this threesome shite is just a bag of shite and an excuse for people to shag others.

paulaplumpbottom · 01/02/2010 17:10

Yes I wanted to have sex with her. He has also watched while I was with a man. I stress this was years ago. I actually can't imagine doing this now. I am way too tired

GetOrfMoiLand · 01/02/2010 17:18

lol at 'too tired'

IronOnReverse · 01/02/2010 17:57

What would it mean to me? It would mean that the patriarchal overtones of a misogynistic society had infiltrated the sanctity of my marriage.

Now OP you can either lift the above and stick it in your article or roll it up and put it in your wank sock, depending on why you bothered in the first place.

You know what bothers me most about trolls? That they insult my intelligence. That they think they can only glean information by duping us into it. Just farking ask. Bugger all this, 'hello, my names's Joan I'm a real person, I am going to do this event in my real life, honest, now share your experience with me'. Just say it. 'I'm John, I'm bored and/or horny'. We'll play with you, honest.

smallorange · 01/02/2010 18:02

Didn't one poster, on becoming bored with watching her DH servicing OW, go Into the kitchen and make herself a nice cup of tea.

Sums it up for me really ...

AnyFucker · 01/02/2010 18:04

Good Lord, have I ventured onto the wrong website...

is this YouPorn or summat ?

< rubs eyes >

IronOnReverse, am likin' your style

IronOnReverse · 01/02/2010 18:12

smallorange, I've got a fantasy just like that. Well similar.

DH goes into the kitchen and makes me a cup of tea. Then... I drink it.

Often it's the simplicity that makes the fantasy.

There's so much porn out there I'm surprised you have to bother looking to MN for it really. Unless the image of me in my dressing gown basque, eating digestive biscuits strawberries and cream whilst watching Eggheads m/m porn, replying to your banal requests scintillating scenarios is what really does it for you.

I'm bending over OP. I am, I am.

I dropped my digestive.

AnyFucker · 01/02/2010 18:17

pmsl !!

BigBadMummy · 01/02/2010 18:22

Is this a real post? I haven't read the whole thing and really can't be arsed if it is a troll.

If it is real I have some advice.

AF, you are obviously in the know, which one is it?!

dittany · 01/02/2010 18:29

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

AnyFucker · 01/02/2010 18:33

gawd knows, BBM

I don't have this one in my little black book

Journo, maybe ?

Portofino · 01/02/2010 18:34

It's quite entertaining whichever.....

SolidGoldBrass · 01/02/2010 18:35

DIttany: Hear hear. I love watching man on man action, and now and again I get to do so and join in.

To answer your other point seriously though - a lot of people are potentially bisexual but due to the prevailing cult of monogamism, most people feel they 'have to' choose one gender to mate with as they 'have to' stick to one partner. So sometimes it's only through discussing fantasies/opening up the relationship that they get to explore that side of themselves.

And (as I always have to point out) I have known a lot of people in monogamy-free marriages who are happy together and have been so for 20/30 years. It doesn;t work for everyone but it doesn't always go horribly wrong either.

BigBadMummy · 01/02/2010 18:38

Or some 17 year old lad trying to get off on women telling them their experiences.

If on the off chance this is real.... you must talk to your DH and have ground rules that you set to. You cannot go into this with an agenda and find yourself in a situation that you cannot get out of because "you are scared to stop it".

Have a code word so it stops immediately. And don't feel you have to do something you don't want to.

Set ground rules: all in same room / full sex / just kissing / oral / etc etc.

Stick to those rules. Do not "go with flow and trample all over them".

If you feel you want to go further, end the evening wanting it to go further and arrange a second event.

All too often you hear stories of "well he was enjoying it so I didnt like to stop" and it ends in divorce.

If you enjoy it. Do it again.

If you don't talk about it and agree that it won't happen again. Don't try it again, "in the hope it will be better second time round".

Not that I have any experience of course.

Ahem

As you were

Eurostar · 01/02/2010 19:21

Agree with GetOrfMoiLand, use of "fem" and "ffm" shows up this poster as experienced in this sort of chat. Sometimes pervs like to get their kicks from getting "innocent" people to talk dirty rather than their mates on alt.com etc..(not saying that people who like to talk sex are pervs, just those that pretend to be something they are not are..)

BigBadMummy · 01/02/2010 19:24

eurostar funnily enough I think the opposite. I think most people know that terminology and I dont think I anybody who has had a threesome would use the word "fem".

I People might put ffm in a profile on an alternative website when looking for somebody but it is not something that I is generally used in conversation.

Eurostar · 01/02/2010 19:25

BBM - indeed, doubtless someone who has not had a 3some, but spends time on the sites with their fantasies..just my opinion..

paulaplumpbottom · 01/02/2010 19:56

I suspect my dh uses alt.com. I just don't know how to catch him at it

Angela1961 · 01/02/2010 20:03

He'll get off on seeing you with her, but without question he will want to fuck her. Men do not crave monogamy. They put up with it. This way he can do it with you present and there is no secrecy. He's not going to be content to lie there, watch you make out with her and then finish with you. No way in hell. But likely you'll get off on the whole thing, too. And if you ask him, sure, he'll lie to spare your feelings, but let's face it... he's a guy. And what guy wouldn't see this as a very cool way to find variety and spice up his relationship. But... as we all know... once you taste the apple...
Finally, if you do this for him, will he agree to a MMF?

AnyFucker · 01/02/2010 20:04

what does "fem" mean ?

I thought it just meant "female"

copperjar · 01/02/2010 20:11

fem= feminine lesbian, I think.

Malificence · 01/02/2010 20:20

I have to pull you up on that comment Angela - some men do not crave monogamy, just like some women.

Some men, mine included, definitely do.
He values monogamy in the same way that I do - as essential to a proper marriage. You can't get much more monogamous than 25 years of (faithful) marriage with no other sexual partners beforehand either.

I thought fem was just short for female too AF.

BTW, What is alt.com and why haven't I heard of it if it's pervy?

I'm not that interested in finding my old best friend tbh, I was just wanting to see if she got fat was still beautiful.