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I have caught my DH

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lighthouse · 12/11/2009 10:09

I woke up at about 5am this morning to find my DH subtly masturbating, he was not going full hog and he had his back to me. I pit my arm out and touched his back at which point he pulled his hand out od his PJ bottoms and I heard the elastic snap back. I then got up to go to the loo and he pretended to have just woken up. I know that other people on have caught theirs doing the same, is it a man thing? He is normally a loving husband and father and I haven't caught him before.

Just feel a bit bewildered, he acted all fine this morning I brought it up and made a joke of it saying he had been playing with himself in his sleep. He laughed if off but I could sort of tell he was lying.

We have a fine sex life I think although we don't do it as much as I would like. Last night we had, had a couple of drinks and so couldn't have done IT anyway.

Has anyone else caught their chap or are there any chaps out there that can explain that this is just something boys do??

I feel a bit dissapointed that he would do this and then lie about it.

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PyrotechnicToadstool · 12/11/2009 10:11

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SolidGoldBangers · 12/11/2009 10:11

FFS do you follow him about all day and install spy cameras in the bathroom? It;s his willy, not your property, and if he wants to play with it now and again that's his business.

RnB · 12/11/2009 10:13

My god, all men wank when they have the chance. Don't worry about it!

piratecat · 12/11/2009 10:13

he only lied to make you feel better. don't make him feel guilty, it's his willy!!! laugh it off.

FabIsJustSoBusy · 12/11/2009 10:13

What Pyro said.

Saying you caught him sounds like you think it is something to be ashamed of. It isn't. It is a normal thing to do and nothing to do with you and your sex life.

haveemailedtoniandguy · 12/11/2009 10:13

Oh lord, you need to get a grip. It's not a betrayal of you! Gawd almighty.

thelunar66 · 12/11/2009 10:13

Its nothing to worry about. Don't you ever do it yourself?... it wonderful for aiding sleep

lighthouse · 12/11/2009 10:13

No I do not follow him about all day, think that is a bit of a mean comment.

Take you are a boy.

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FabIsJustSoBusy · 12/11/2009 10:14

OMG.

Bumpety · 12/11/2009 10:14

Have you never masturbated???

Well I have and if OH had a problem with it he can go and fuck himself.. literally!

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piratecat · 12/11/2009 10:14

but you are pissed of he lied, he lied on the'hop'. he tried to cover it up cos he 'knew' you wouldn't like it.

catch 22.

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OrmIrian · 12/11/2009 10:15

I am not a 'boy' but I really think this isn't significant. Men do this.

BunnyLebowski · 12/11/2009 10:16

Nothing to worry about. You're being silly.

I had a crafty fiddle last week beside DP after he fell asleep straight away ignoring my requests for some good stuff .

Masturbation is normal and healthy and doing it does not mean there's something wrong in your relationship. I find I do it more when DP and I are...ahem...prolific

lighthouse · 12/11/2009 10:16

All i asked for was a bit of advice, as to whether all boys do this, not to be bashed because I asked. Ok it his willy, mine too though when its needed.

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FabIsJustSoBusy · 12/11/2009 10:18

LOL

gizmo · 12/11/2009 10:18

Oooh, oooh, an opportunity to roll out my favourite Woody Allen quote:

'Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you love.'

piratecat · 12/11/2009 10:19

why did you say 'assume you are a boy'

RealityBites · 12/11/2009 10:19

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lighthouse · 12/11/2009 10:19

Now you have got me laughing at my desk, ok so I guess I have overeacted then. Thank you all for making me feel better.

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lighthouse · 12/11/2009 10:20

Exscuse me reality but there is no need to be like that.

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LadyOfTheFlowers · 12/11/2009 10:20

LOL

If I caught my DH beating one off I would ask to watch then turn it into a session!

BitOfFun · 12/11/2009 10:21

I'm dying for a wee, but DP has gone to work- do you think he'll mind?

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