I have caught my DH

[lighthouse]

I woke up at about 5am this morning to find my DH subtly masturbating, he was not going full hog and he had his back to me. I pit my arm out and touched his back at which point he pulled his hand out od his PJ bottoms and I heard the elastic snap back. I then got up to go to the loo and he pretended to have just woken up. I know that other people on have caught theirs doing the same, is it a man thing? He is normally a loving husband and father and I haven't caught him before.

Just feel a bit bewildered, he acted all fine this morning I brought it up and made a joke of it saying he had been playing with himself in his sleep. He laughed if off but I could sort of tell he was lying.

We have a fine sex life I think although we don't do it as much as I would like. Last night we had, had a couple of drinks and so couldn't have done IT anyway.

Has anyone else caught their chap or are there any chaps out there that can explain that this is just something boys do??

I feel a bit dissapointed that he would do this and then lie about it.

Malificence, really could you try to share more. Perhaps take some pictures.

Malificent has best use of a award for

He said he felt so "used", oh how I laughed!

I do get a bit carried away with the details, it's because I have no-one in RL to share with.

I'll just hand him the pot and an auto-trader next time.

malificence..you are brilliant, just brilliant!

Malificence you crack me up. Why does Extended need to post stupid ops to get gratification when they could just do a search on your name?!

"a bit carried away with the details".

Now, from you, that was a delicious understatement.

I don't think many of us are sharing details about fantasies and frottaging in rl either tbh for much the same reason we're not sharing it on here. It's personal. But, you know, well done, congratulations, you're having a lot of sex. I don't begrudge you that but I do feel a little as if I'm in a threesome with you what with all the graphic descriptions.

You wish SOH.

I am in a mighty strange mood today.

Defluff I thought this was Extended - again

whoisasking, have you eaten any sweets today? Are you sure they were sweets? Were they sweet shaped but perhaps a little bitter?

Oh I am properly crying now, stop it, all of you!

Aw, I really feel for the OP here.

I'd be bloody miffed if I caught my dh mid-wank, since he never seems to be in the bloody mood these days.

Lying about it is no big deal though, he probably knew what reaction he'd get if he admitted to it. What would you have done lighthouse if he had said "yeah, I was having a wank?" would you have made him feel bad? Perhaps you need to examine your own attitude because no-one should be made to feel bad for having a wank, unless he wasn't performing in other ways.

But no, it's not very nice to have him lying right next to you in bed, wanking away. He could at least go into the bathroom. Make sure that he cleans the sheets next time.

Do you lot actually know each other??

I married this guy at 19 I am now 30, not had much experience in the way of other men IKWIM. In the 13 years we ahve been married Yes we have had problems who doesn't, but at my age to be cast aside in favor of a ham shank is not fun.

SOH, no sweeties, I did have 2 big cups of coffee and an eye-popping session of self abuse earlier though.

I meant together 13 years been married 11

It's when I start talking about multiple "husbands" and sheep farming you have to worry!

It's not like I'm going into actual graphic detail, is it?
Have none of you been on the ivillage relationship/sex forums, I look like Mary Whitehouse on there!

Lighthouse, you don't need to reveal yourself on here or feel that you need to justify yourself somehow. Everyone is different and just because this lot are a bunch of tarts , doesn't mean to say you have to become one.

I would simply tell your dh to have the courtesy not to wank right next to you.

Sometimes you know, they can't be bothered with sex. They just get the urge and want to have a bloody good wank without all the foreplay that we insist on. They view sex very differently. Sometimes they like making love, other times a quick wank is as good as anything else. See it like the difference between eating a cream cake that takes a bit of effort and can be quite messy, to having a quick bite of chocolate.

It's no reflection on you.

But certainly you need to question why he's so defensive about it, would you really make him feel bad for it? Try to loosen up a bit.

Well I am a man and I wank constantly and so do all the men I know. In fact, in the heavily fortified family compound where I live with my extended family, it's not uncommon to find all the men folk at it at once - particularly when young Dawn comes downstairs in her nighty to make breakfast.

Next time you find hubby having a little fiddle down there why not join in?

Lol, our sex life is not regular enough for me and he does not see the problem with it.

What do I do, undies don't interest him and he never makes the effort for "an early night" I don't know what I have to do to get him to take notice

Man In Wanking Shock.

lighthouse- we just know each other from around the boards and are having a bit of banter. Please be assured that nobody is laughing at you or anything, ok?

Alibaba - me too but I think Im just obsessed now, see it everywhere...

Mal - I love your sex tales, make me feel woefully inadequate but you're just sooo cute

CantUnderstandNeedToSay and unclenobby