BUM LOVE some help and advice from the more experienced please

[blushingaboutbumlove]

i have namechanged for rather obvious reasons.

ok. i want to try anal sex. its something i have been curious about for years but never quite been confident enough to try it.
Im now with someone i trust completly and really want to try it.

i know the whole, make sure your turned on, relax and use lube. but what other hints and tips should i use?

what is the bets position to be in. doggy? misionary? something else?

and most importantly. is there some way in which i could prepare? by that i mean....(this will be way TMI) but i really dont fancy the idea of him coming out with poo on the end

i am cringing like you would not believe .

please help.

AF - once the world has waited with baited breath for you to reveal you have just taken it up the arse there is very little left to get embarrassed about.

a bum love convert.

reptilian love.

what next?

I am going to buy a large white implement and stick it up my arse...I have that on my "to-do" list...

and keep it up there for 6 hours while I entertain friends and family at my home

pulling funny faces all the while...

I do have snakes. i dont put them up my bumb though. that would just be wrong on a great many levels

what about your bum ?

I bet you put 'em up your bum !

hahahaha just wondered what you meant and then saw my last post.
i really do need typing lessons. why the feck that last B was there i'll never know.

but no no no no, i couldn't possibly

I know...what if they refused to come out again ?

Or made a reappearance in Tesco's ?

< shudder >

have you seen the size of my snake? he's a Royal python.....i wouldn't be walking round the aisles of Tesco with him sitting pretty in ,my tradesman's that's for sure

Sorry to turn serious but haven't seen it mentioned anywhere on this thread that the HPV virus that causes cervical cancer is also linked to anal cancer - if you're going to do it, don't let a bloke cum in your rectum, it is a risk not worth taking.

Love that I found this thread as my first ever comment.

Did anyone ever see the Anne Hathaway (Devil Wear Prada) anal comments to Esquire magazine?

?Every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing.?

?feminine in a very special way.?

The sexy ?Get Smart? star states that one of the most sensual experiences in her life was anal intercourse with her boyfriend.

The actress also spoke at length about the significance selecting a trustworthy partner for first time anal encounters.

www.popcrunch.com/anne-hathaway-anal-sex-confession-esquire-magazine/

Think it was all made up but quite well observed even so. I kind of get the ?feminine in a very special way.? Is that wrong of me?!

OMG Ive nearly wet myself reading this.... Think I need a tena lady!

I too have tried bum love, rimming was great, fingers divine while having oral but the bloody big devil, hell no way... hurt soo much and we used lube, condoms, relaxed etc etc.. sadly piles are now preventing a repeat performance, thank god but when they aren't playing up a good finger.... yee hah!!

absolutely PMSL at this thread (followed a link to here from dirty sheets thread)

totally inexperienceed and no desire to do most of whats in this thread but deffo very enlightened now

I think the best position is my legs over his shoulders and you kiss and tongue and the most penetration

I think the best way I my legs over his shoulders you can kiss and tongue and it’s the best penitration

How on earth did you find this. It’s 16yrs old an popped up on threads I’m on