BUM LOVE some help and advice from the more experienced please

[blushingaboutbumlove]

i have namechanged for rather obvious reasons.

ok. i want to try anal sex. its something i have been curious about for years but never quite been confident enough to try it.
Im now with someone i trust completly and really want to try it.

i know the whole, make sure your turned on, relax and use lube. but what other hints and tips should i use?

what is the bets position to be in. doggy? misionary? something else?

and most importantly. is there some way in which i could prepare? by that i mean....(this will be way TMI) but i really dont fancy the idea of him coming out with poo on the end

i am cringing like you would not believe .

please help.

Just quietly laughing to myself. Dh asked "Aren't you bored with MumsNet yet?"

no, no, and no again....

piles and poolets

pmsl here

obv not funny if you have piles

this thread has been a learning curve!!!

No Toughdaddy, not friends, more just hangers on

or clingers-on

pmsl

okay, had to return to tell the truth, confess.... a very long time ago, I rented a share of house where we only had one bathroom. My visiting girlfriend REALLY needed the bathroom...like REALLY. I knocked on the bathroom door a few times but my flat mate (land lady) was taking her own sweet time. I returned to my room and saw from the look on my girlfriend face that she was about to drop it right there!!! So I ran to the kitchen and returned with a Tesco carrier bag...just in time to "collect" and limit the damage.

....She eventually left me and married some bloke.

The point of the story though is that Mr Poolet doesn't have anything on me. tell him to catch a whole bag if he wants to impress me.

I am orff now.. not taking any questions. Good night.

BUM..p

tough daddy, but you didnt catch the whole lot in your mouth - you used a bag

the poolet was in the mouth

big difference imo

Nothing easy about catching a whole bag and then getting rid of it!

its not that hard!!

I have pooed in a bag before - needs must

and then you tie it up and put in bin

whats hard about that?

mrsparkyoldbint is a hero

Lol. Glad somebody found this thread (shineoncrazydiamond, what were you searching for??!)

Okay, no namechange, here's what I know:

• Women have an equivalent prostate gland so, yes, you can have fun in your bum

• You've gotta be relaxed. Better if you've already come, IME

• You really need a partner you can trust, because he's going to have to keep it gentle & pull back if you ask him

• I never met a man who would stick to that, they all ended up thrusting too hard

• As a result, I ended up with a permanent piles problem

• Which means nobody would want to play with my bottom these days (and I don't want them to either!)

• At times of poo crisis, it's a VERY GOOD idea to use a bin bag!

• At times of toilet paper crisis, sit on the edge of the bath & shower your bum

This is the only contribution my bottom is ever going to make to Mumsnet. It hopes somebody's gained something from its post

I followed the link from Justine's top 10 MN moments...

Am pissing myself again (and at my bum-virgin self...)

My DH, although he doesn't know it, owes MN a huge debt of gratitude

Ah, memories {grin]

I admited this thread to Dp a little while ago.

he has read it and laughed like a schoolgirl.
he has since had a much greater respect for my MNing and now when he suggests things for us to try he tells me to go ask mumsnet as he is convinced you lot will convince me to try it.

very funny thread

mamazon, you were hilarious and so was sparky !

can i just say I am not the OP - the name is just very similar

but this has never appealed to me - is it reallthat much of a turnon?? I didn't think it was as sensitive back there

It's ok blushingm - being as clever as i am i managed to out myself (i was previously fattiemumma)

and in answer to your question, im now a bumlove convert. Its not the most sensetive part and i cant say it feels nicer than a good clit licking but i love how dirty and naught it is.

plus i know how much it turns dp on and that in turn gets my rocks off all the more.

its certainly not something we do every night but its never off the menu

mamazon, you have certainly come out of your shell, haven't you ?

A bit of a tickle and a good rimming is nicer ( and feels more naughty) than full on penetration imho.

A woman has an equivalent of a prostate? I don't think so! Your cervix may well get massaged through the thin membrane but there is very little actual feeling in a rectum per se. You don't know you need a poo until it's pressing on the inner sphincter, that's the sensitive bit.

• you don't get this sort of frank conversation at toddlers groups

{ slaps Shiney's face gently to bring her round }

MN is the font of all perversion.