BUM LOVE some help and advice from the more experienced please

[blushingaboutbumlove]

i have namechanged for rather obvious reasons.

ok. i want to try anal sex. its something i have been curious about for years but never quite been confident enough to try it.
Im now with someone i trust completly and really want to try it.

i know the whole, make sure your turned on, relax and use lube. but what other hints and tips should i use?

what is the bets position to be in. doggy? misionary? something else?

and most importantly. is there some way in which i could prepare? by that i mean....(this will be way TMI) but i really dont fancy the idea of him coming out with poo on the end

i am cringing like you would not believe .

please help.

omg sparky....and I was mortified when I found out that I had a little poop when giving Birth to ms and peed when in labour with ys...I thought my waters went ...

bless your dh sparky...

pmsl at sparky!

PMSL at the fact this thread is currently beneath the 'chocolate crispy bun' one in Recipes!

rofl ....niceeeeeeeeeee

"sweet little poolet"

sparky - he must love you VERY much!!! that even made me cringe! mind you at 7.50am im not sure i should have clicked on this thread

Thank you for your kind words of support ladies - I'm still cringing so much. Did warn you not to read on LEM! It makes it worse that I'm a Virgo and we're so very fastidious! I've been known to get up to change the sheets in the middle of the night recently because of the wet patch....I keep wanting to apologise to him but perhaps it's better not to mention it ever again

I would never ever mention it again - i mean, there is just the slightest possibility that he actually liked it and was testing the water for a repeat performance shudder

He did say that at the time he thought I might be doing it on purpose because I was into it! And me a good Catholic girl!

PMSL this thread gets worse!gawd the poolet in the mouth lordy! but what a gentleman not saying anything!lol as for bumlove been there done that and changed the bedsheets! lol those pesky poolets!

I have literally just screamed out loud at sparky's description

My ds nearly jumped outta his skin, but my scream was completely involuntary

< slides down sofa into a gibbering heap >

well in my many years of bumloving, im pleased to say i have never experienced poolets! Must be those pelvic floor exercises - i knew they'd pay off!

and another thing? how can he describe it as sweet - is that cute in a baby poo sort of way - awww look at the lil poolet? Or did he [vomit] mean it tasted sweet??

< falls onto floor and commences hyperventilating >

omg sparky

im suprised he mentioned it to you - kinda agree with lucyellensmummy - maybe he does want a repeat poo performance?

some men like that - reminds me of a gross text video my dh got sent by a friend - called mr whippy

woman basically spreads her bum cheeks and poos onto a blokes mouth, and looks just like chocolate ice cream

< expires, gasping >

blondes, a friend of mine had that on his phone, he showed me on a night out in an indian resturant - i reckon the owners must have thought i choked on my popadoms!

pmsl

its not nice

worst thing is it really DOES look like mr whippy

if anyone would like this video, then feel free to cat me with your mobile number and I will send it to you

ps its on my dh phone - not mine

blondes, i reckon this thread is stone cold killed now

you could be right

damn Ive killed anotheer one

you can't kill my thread, i shant let you.

Im still gleaning loads of info!!

But are you putting it to the test? Or has the poolet scared you off?

you fucking killed me, never mind the thread

I shall never recover, never, I tells ye

'bum' and 'love' should only be in a sentence describing a cute little baby. not boo foo'ing.

barf.

'bum' and 'love' should only be in a sentence describing a cute little baby. not boo foo'ing.

barf.