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BUM LOVE some help and advice from the more experienced please

192 replies

blushingaboutbumlove · 11/02/2009 11:04

i have namechanged for rather obvious reasons.

ok. i want to try anal sex. its something i have been curious about for years but never quite been confident enough to try it.
Im now with someone i trust completly and really want to try it.

i know the whole, make sure your turned on, relax and use lube. but what other hints and tips should i use?

what is the bets position to be in. doggy? misionary? something else?

and most importantly. is there some way in which i could prepare? by that i mean....(this will be way TMI) but i really dont fancy the idea of him coming out with poo on the end

i am cringing like you would not believe .

please help.

OP posts:
LucyEllensmummy · 14/02/2009 08:20

I suppose it is technically possible, but never mind pregnancy - unless you are in a long term monogamous relationship, don't even think about using the back door without a condom, the risks of passing on STDs are much greater using this route!

ROTFL at the sucking up thing - reminds me when my dad took the dog to the vets - they were busy chatting as the vet took the dogs temperature and the vet looked down only to see the end of the thermometer disappear up my CHIHUAHUAS rectum! My dad doesn't know this - i only know this because i worked there and the next day my boss told me about it through a fit of hysteria Its quite common apparently - he just whisked the dog downstairs and fished it out gross.

solidgoldbullet4myvalentine · 14/02/2009 09:18

THe same way that it is just possible to get PG if the bloke ejaculates just outside the fanjo and, in the course of wriggling around, a drop or two gets between the lips. Very unusual but not completely impossible - some sperm are very vigorous apparently.

AnyFuckerForAShiteSoppyCard · 14/02/2009 11:22

this is a very educational thread

Blondeshavemorefun · 14/02/2009 12:33

cant believe you could get pregnant from bum sex

but as its very unlilely i will be allowing dh to do that again, guess i will concentreate on normal way of getting pregnant

MadameCastafiore · 14/02/2009 12:39

What is rimming?

And what do you mean by thry fingers, one, two and then go all the way???? Forearm? Shoulder? Head?

This all sounds a bit scarey - think DH would probably just blush if it were mentioned in our house!

And being naughty would involve me eating a box of fresh cream chocolate eclairs nothaving a todger rammed up my arse but each to their own eh!

LucyEllensmummy · 14/02/2009 12:43

rimming is - are you sitting down and not eating? Its when you lick their bumhole - im not keen on giving but i adore recieving - all those nerve endings, yummy!!! Ive never done more than one finger though - just not the right shape i tell ya!¬

MadameCastafiore · 14/02/2009 12:46

HHHHmmmmmmm the thrill of my pot of houmous and carrot batons has receded ever so quickly!

I would die for DH but really I have smelt what comes out of his bumhole and cleaned the loo afetrwards and my mouth is not going anywhere near that!

And start with a small toy! I have images of you all shoving matchbox cars up your arses!

Blondeshavemorefun · 14/02/2009 12:55

my friend works in A&E and there was a man who had a matchstick car shoved up his bum

all the nurses pissed themselves at the xray!!!

FairLadyRandySlut · 14/02/2009 13:12

what an interesting thread this is...

Rimming does sound so disgusting, but I agree LEM, receiving it is really nice

As for Bumsex...every now and then we take fancy to it and then it is a very enjoyable experience...but you truely have to be in hte mood for it....and relaxing yourself with lots of wine, definitely heightens the experience...

Those little vibrating bum toys are great to heighten a normal vaginal orgasm , i.e having ordinary sex and using those butt things in the backend at the same time...amazing

AnyFuckerForAShiteSoppyCard · 14/02/2009 13:58

errm, slut, could you recommend a particular one? Just out of interest...

Blondeshavemorefun · 14/02/2009 14:58

fucker - from my friends who love a bit of bum

for beginners

cute and fun

clit&arse

obv these arent personally reconmended by me - but my friends say they are good

lenny101 · 14/02/2009 15:17

MadamC, that is the funniest thing I've read on MN

FairLadyRandySlut · 14/02/2009 15:33

something in the line of Blondes Friends suggestion, teh 2. and 3 one...

Some people seem to enjoy Anal Beads...but personally not my thing so much....

but I think you have to just try things and see what you like and if you like it at all...

twoluvlykids · 14/02/2009 15:47

I haven't been on mn for aaaagges, and this is the first thread I read....

Thanks for an amusing 15 mins, other mnetters.

No further comments, but thanks to the OP.

BTW, what happened???

whomovedmychocolate · 14/02/2009 15:52

Is the OP going to be changing her name to Fattiebumma then

Oh my giddy aunt Mumsnetting on Valentines day on the theme of uphill gardening

mollyroger · 14/02/2009 16:04

I'm sorry, but WMMC, you mustn't be seen on a bumsex thread; the juxtaposition of thread title Bumsex....followed by WhoMovedMChocolate is to much for me to bear

whomovedmychocolate · 14/02/2009 16:06

ROFL mollyroger!

FairLadyRandySlut · 14/02/2009 16:20

rofl molly

fattiemumma · 15/02/2009 12:27

ok sorry i haven't returned ealrier but we were ahem, practising

ok. so we have had lots of very enjoyable sex and i said that i was willing to try it but i wanted a slow build up first.

so we have experimented with some of the beginner stuff and not gone all the way yet.

I have enjoyed it all so far and yep...rimming is definitly very nice indeed but i aint returning the favour!

FairLadyRantALot · 15/02/2009 14:00

lol fattie...I don't blame you on the rimming aspect....I so wouldn't do that to anyone neither...receiving is definitely the way to go with that one....[cow emoticon]

Ashantai · 15/02/2009 21:54

Cracking up at " NEVER let him back in the front door after he has used the tradesmans entrance"

Tried bumsex once and my arse was on fire! Havent tried it again although my oh's little fella did take an unexpected detour once!

Not totally closed to the idea of trying again tho, but my arse keeps screaming! "NOOO, dont you remember the pain woman!!"

FairLadyRantALot · 15/02/2009 22:30

lol Ashantai....it so depends on the mood...it really does (and on how well lubed you are in any sense of the way

sparkyoldbint · 16/02/2009 13:14

Read on only if you want to know about the dangers of bum sex...I'm totally mortified after DP told me something gross at the weekend... He was apparently rimming me a few weeks back - we were both paralytic after a big night out,which is why I can't remember anything. BUT (and those of you with a weak disposition stop reading now), apparently a sweet little poolet escaped from my bottom because I was so relaxed pissed and ended up in his mouth!!! (aargh).

He was the perfect gent though and didn't want to draw my attention to it - simply removed the offending item from his mouth and hid it under the bed until the next morning when he disposed of it! Needless to say, he's never going anywhere near my botty-hole again (and it hadn't put him off because he's done it since) and I'm giving up alcohol! He was so nice about it, said if it had been anyone else he would have thrown up but because he loves me so much he found it strangely endearing....Can't stop thinking about it though and wishing the ground would swallow me up...

CoteDAzur · 16/02/2009 13:29

"strangely endearing"

Well you now know he really loves you, at least

sparkyoldbint · 16/02/2009 13:35

Hope so