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BUM LOVE some help and advice from the more experienced please

192 replies

blushingaboutbumlove · 11/02/2009 11:04

i have namechanged for rather obvious reasons.

ok. i want to try anal sex. its something i have been curious about for years but never quite been confident enough to try it.
Im now with someone i trust completly and really want to try it.

i know the whole, make sure your turned on, relax and use lube. but what other hints and tips should i use?

what is the bets position to be in. doggy? misionary? something else?

and most importantly. is there some way in which i could prepare? by that i mean....(this will be way TMI) but i really dont fancy the idea of him coming out with poo on the end

i am cringing like you would not believe .

please help.

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lou33 · 11/02/2009 16:46

spoons will be best for the first time

fattiemumma · 11/02/2009 16:48

reality - im shopping in your town on friday...im not sure i'll be able to look you in the face if we bump into each other now. but i am gratefull of your very open advice.

if im walking funny you'll know i tried it

RealityIsMyOnlyValentine · 11/02/2009 16:49

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fattiemumma · 11/02/2009 17:10

no hunni, I'll be shopping alone

fattiemumma · 11/02/2009 17:11

And reality - have you considered coming along to the Brighton Meet on the 7th?
you could come with me

RealityIsMyOnlyValentine · 11/02/2009 17:13

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fattiemumma · 11/02/2009 17:29

its not usualy expensive -at least i hope not as i am pretty skint myself.

would be great for you to join us. i say is

Oovavu · 11/02/2009 17:36

How lovely that this thread has brought you together and lucky that you were able to bum into each other like this

Mumsnet really is the favourite meeting place for parents!

sorry pmsl

SOLOveMeTenderLoveMeDo · 11/02/2009 17:40

LOL@ Laurie! Ds keeps asking me why I'm laughing! I couldn't possibly say Son!!!

Zaftig · 11/02/2009 17:42

I am lmao at you outing yourself fattiemumma.

I find spoons the best position for it.

fattiemumma · 11/02/2009 19:26

i know. talk about plank!

is that you fattiemumma??

BlueSapphire77 · 11/02/2009 19:40

PMSFL @ outing yourself

Thats the only reason i didn't bother namechanging it's the kind of daft thing i would have done

AnyFuckerForAShiteSoppyCard · 11/02/2009 19:57

do you all use condoms for this?

the advice above says you must, and also to avoid any other "areas" due to risk of infection

fattiemumma · 11/02/2009 20:04

well i read that link and figured i liked the idea of using a condom. not only would it be extra lube (yay) but also it means that it can be discarded immediatly.

abedelia · 11/02/2009 20:44

Absolutely no oral after... bawk

AnyFuckerForAShiteSoppyCard · 11/02/2009 20:49

he could do you though

sparklet · 11/02/2009 21:05

Drink at least one bottle of wine (two is better). Relaxes you no end and you might just enjoy it.

AnnasBananas · 11/02/2009 21:47

Lou33 - Spoons??

Hope they've gone through the dishwasher (and not on the economy cycle) before they are back in the cutlery drawer.

MrsMattie · 11/02/2009 21:48

I am disturbed at how many bum sex threads appear on MN.

Yuck.

Mspontipine · 11/02/2009 22:02

Where's Madamez these days?? She'd have been on this thread like a shot a few months ago!!

fattiemumma · 11/02/2009 22:11

she's still here Mspontipine she is in disguise though. not too hard to track her down though.

Well i think we will have a taster session tonight. i shall let you know how i get on.

AnyFuckerForAShiteSoppyCard · 11/02/2009 22:20

ewww, at "taster"

fattiemumma, please report back

I am enthralled mildly interested

themoon66 · 11/02/2009 22:26

Now I'm confused.. bumsex thread are for Friday nights no?

Its only Wednesday

You are making me crave a glass of wine and I'm supposed to be celebate t-total during the week.

fattiemumma · 11/02/2009 22:27

pmsl yes that was rather a poor choice of words.