What's the appropriate terminology for your "nether regions" in a new middle aged relationship?

[pipandpoppy]

Just that really! Have me a new man and when he used the word "fanny", I felt a bit queasy! Equally, "willy" sounds ridiculous at our age!!

That should have said "have met a new..."

Hehe he’s old school.

I mean, it depends on the context.

‘Careful, you’re showing your fanny’ - fine.

‘I want to touch your fanny’ - totally not fine.

Oh, and the other part of the question also depends on context.

‘Zip yourself up, your willy might fall out’ - fine.
‘Oooh, you’ve got a lovely big willy’ - nope.

LOL ! I think "show me your cock" sounds a bit "porn".
"Pussy" is also a bit meh... !

gGet yourself on Ao3 and read some smutty fan fiction...you'll have a whole plethora of ideas!

I think cock and cunt are best for shagging purposes.

“Bits” -both sexes

He remarked that the cat was washing her twinkie the other day.

I’m now using Twinkie just to entertain myself. Not worn thin yet

Metaphorically speaking

Not actual manual entertainment you understand

@LunaNorth

I think cock and cunt are best for shagging purposes.

I don't think I've ever used the word cunt about an actual vagina, only time I've ever used it is if I'm calling a person one It's to horrible a word

'throbbing member'
'earthy sex'

Vlad the Impaler and Mrs Fubbs Parlour.

I haven't heard anyone say fanny for donkeys years, it's a bit 70s.

@AryaStarkWolf I used to feel like that, then I reclaimed it.

It makes me feel all earthy and Anglo-Saxon. I’m not the coy type

Mrs Fubb’s Parlour

I prefer a coy 'here' or 'there' . Not one for words myself. They are all a big turn off.

I haven't heard anyone say fanny for donkeys years, it's a bit 70s.

I read this as 'fanny' having replaced 'donkeys' years ago. And thought I had learned a new one.

I use 'Huge cock'.

He uses words to describe what he wants to do.. but not a word to describe it.

I'm with @LunaNorth on this. Cock and cunt. Pussy is the worst. It makes me wince when I hear it.

I didn't think anyone said fanny or Willy in a sexy context...more jokey!

I haven't heard anyone say fanny for donkeys years, it's a bit 70s.

Still makes me giggle when I hear it though, even in the context of Pride and Prejudice.

Yeah Pussy is awful

Not keen on ‘cunt’ but having just watched the “Harlots” series I quite like the word ‘cunny’. I am thinking of introducing it to DH.
I do love ‘hard cocks’ though.

@Angrymum22

Not keen on ‘cunt’ but having just watched the “Harlots” series I quite like the word ‘cunny’. I am thinking of introducing it to DH. I do love ‘hard cocks’ though.

Don’t we all, dearie

These are hilarious ! I agree with "fanny" which is why I was a little taken aback when he said it during a rather intimate session on the sofa ! LOL!!

@LunaNorth Don’t we all, dearie

'Cock.' 'Cunt' or 'pussy.' These are the words which I would find more appealing than others, but everyone's different.

'Willy' is like something a kid would call it. I'm not overly fond of 'fanny' either.

I don't think being middle aged makes a difference.

Have a think what you'd prefer, and tell him if he says something that doesn't do it for you.