What's the appropriate terminology for your "nether regions" in a new middle aged relationship?

[pipandpoppy]

Just that really! Have me a new man and when he used the word "fanny", I felt a bit queasy! Equally, "willy" sounds ridiculous at our age!!

If we’re being 18th century, I vote for reviving the term ‘quim’. Fanny doesn’t sound remotely enticing and I think I’d just laugh if a chap used un-ironically. I can never decide on a good word for male bits though - cock is probably better than the alternatives

Fanjita!

We only use fanny as in ‘stop being a fanny’

Not during sex we use Faff and Hooha and vajayjay or vagina, penis, peep, winky-dink

During sex: pussy, dick, cock, penis and vagina.

Vagina and penis.
I've never felt the need to call them anything else. An article I read has always stuck with me too, that if you were to call it a 'cute' name, in cases of child abuse they could be thrown out due to misunderstanding what was being asked (I doubt it's true, but it scared me enough that I will only ever call my dds a vagina and nothing else)

What about when you get the well known MN “fanny flutters” .
Surely there’s no better description for those.

Fanny gallops @Permanentlypuzzled
Fanny reminds me of that episode of the Inbetweeners where Simon tries a bit of dirty talk and tells the girl. "I'm gonna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat" very alluring

Pussy and cock for sex or sexting. I don’t like the word ‘cunt’.

I had a gentleman friend once who referred to our bits as he/him and she/her eg “he loves it when she squeezes him like that” 🤮

I also had one guy who referred to it as my “treasure” - “oh I’m so hard thinking of your beautiful treasure all wet” etc. He never made it next or near my treasure, needless to say!

No one has mentioned clunge yet!

I don't refer to either in a sexual way because there are no good words for them. I might use clit at a push if I specifically wanted something in that region but otherwise I would use 'you' for cock and 'me' for vag as in 'i want you inside me' or similar...

Pussy is out there with panties.
Agree quim and cunny are due for a comeback, as it were.

We’ve managed to go nine years without calling our intimate areas anything! Not sure what that says about us 🤣

I have a feeling I have referred to 🥖 as ‘it’ before.

Cock works just fine for men but women need a new good word. Pussy is dreadful and vagina too clinical. Jilly cooper must have one

@AuntieJoyce

Metaphorically speaking

Not actual manual entertainment you understand

😂😂😂

Jilly Cooper used ‘buttercunt’ if I remember correctly...

Throbbing cock and soaking wet pum-pum.

@Craftycorvid

If we’re being 18th century, I vote for reviving the term ‘quim’. Fanny doesn’t sound remotely enticing and I think I’d just laugh if a chap used un-ironically. I can never decide on a good word for male bits though - cock is probably better than the alternatives

I like the word quim.

Don't like the word pussy, how about beaver?

Giant member or widger (when not giant)

Fanjo ( adopted from MN)

Urgh, so many of these are absolutly cringe-worthy.

Something more romantic?

Cleft of Venus?

I'm wondering what is the appropriate terminology for 'middle-aged.' I'm in my 50s and although I have no desire to live to 100, I don't feel middle-aged in the slightest. I do like gardening though, so maybe I am.

Ooh @LunaNorth you had me at cleft. Thank you for brightening my day with your hilarious post's

@LunaNorth

Something more romantic?

Cleft of Venus?

And veiny bang-stick.

Classical? Catallus used ‘verpa’ for cock.

‘Mentula’ is another Latin one, which is thought derived from ‘little mind’.

They knew a bit, those Romans.

veiny bang stick

Growler or Flange.