What's the appropriate terminology for your "nether regions" in a new middle aged relationship?

[pipandpoppy]

Just that really! Have me a new man and when he used the word "fanny", I felt a bit queasy! Equally, "willy" sounds ridiculous at our age!!

[quote Oldbagface]@draughtycatflap your username is a perfect alternative for lady bits[/quote]
How very dare you. It’s called Jessica Fletcher. 😀

I describe a penis as their 'dick' when we are intimate. I also talk about specific bits, the shaft, tip and head. In my experience guys do the same with my 'pussy' I.e talk about my clit etc.

Also to explain I often run sexual health workshops to teenagers so dont get embarrassed at all

@draughtycatflap pissing my sides

I’m 40s he’s 50s
We use fairy (juicy fairy in sex) and sausage (big fat sausage in sex)

I have no idea what words he used before he met me !

@LunaNorth

‘Would you like to take your trouser-otter for a walk in my lady-garden?’

Just said that to dh and he just laughed at me . I personally hat the words fanny and cunt, it's cock and pussy for me.

Ninky Nonk (her) and Pinky Ponk (him).

God I've realised I'm a massive prude.

@Fidgety31

I’m 40s he’s 50s We use fairy (juicy fairy in sex) and sausage (big fat sausage in sex)

I have no idea what words he used before he met me !

Really?

Very avant-garde.

@ LunaNorth I don’t understand your remark about my comment on this post .

Pork sword and beef curtains ..... of course

pork sword and love bucket

@Fidgety31 sorry, no offence meant. They’re just quite unusual terms.

For sex purposes, I mean.

x-post!

fun truncheon and joy socket

@LunaNorth

Hehe he’s old school.

I mean, it depends on the context.

‘Careful, you’re showing your fanny’ - fine.

‘I want to touch your fanny’ - totally not fine.

😂😂😂

I’ll shut up now

boy zone and girl spice

punch and judy

Dennis and Maggie

"ooooh Maggie wants your throbbing Dennis"
"oh does Maggie want to take all the .... milk?"

@LunaNorth please don't sihit up. You are Very, very funny.

Shut

This is the best thread I've ever read in here

I'm creased.

Juicy sausage and big fat hairy nearly make my drafty cat flap want to shut up shop forever.

Spunk bucket for you and tummy banana for him. You're welcome.