What's the appropriate terminology for your "nether regions" in a new middle aged relationship?

[pipandpoppy]

Just that really! Have me a new man and when he used the word "fanny", I felt a bit queasy! Equally, "willy" sounds ridiculous at our age!!

Lilac Love Length?

DH just suggested snatch for a woman's vagina . He wouldn't even date.

Dare obvs

Words I use: My vajajay, vag, fanjo, fanjita, or just my vagina (even when I mean vulva) or down there.

Penis, cock, dick or schlong (in a jokey way) or ding dong.

Most of the other words just make me cringe...either to kid like or too porn sounding.

Lol 😂 I loved typing those words, I’m so immature!!!

Bits

Maybe gardening metaphors could be handy if you’re a bit shy?

‘You might need to charge your long-handled strimmer. My front lawn could do with some attention, and my clematis needs seeing-to while you’re at it.’

I remember reading a book called Forever when I was a kid “I’d like to introduce you to Ralph” 😂

One that I’m not too keen on is ‘meat’.

‘I’m going to fill you up with my hot meat.

Makes me think of carveries.

God I loved ‘Forever’. Dear Judy Blume. God bless her for stepping in when my mother sacked off the sex talk.

I think we should go back to using quim.

No one has mentioned “knob” 😂

A little off subject but I was out with my
Children earlier and there was a man washing his car, possibly unaware that there was a cat resting next to it.
My daughter shouted 'hey! Pussy!' And he looked up so fast I did giggle like a child

I was one acquainted with a 'Shep' (down boy!)

@LunaNorth

God I loved ‘Forever’. Dear Judy Blume. God bless her for stepping in when my mother sacked off the sex talk.

I loved all the Judy Blume books. I think they are what made me know that wanking was a girl's activity, and not just for boys. (Sorry I'm a bit pissed).

Some mentioned "noonoo" - wasn't that a vacuum cleaner in Teletubbies?? I'm not sure if it was a reference to male or female bits now! 😳🤭.

I loved Deenie too, and Are You There God, It’s Me, Margaret?

Just loved those books.

When I was in police college the class divided into three groups and we had to come up with as many words as we could for vagina, penis and sex.

‘Naughty noo-noo! There’s tubby custard everywhere!’

Muff?

Fanjo and dick.

Willy is so insipid- I have banned even my children from using it.
They're referred to as "dick pics" not "cock pics" though...

I've never uttered the word fanny other than when referring to fanny packs. (Bum bags)
Quim is great. It just sounds odd to say "oh, I want to slide into your vulva", not really sexy.

todger and fanny, just because they sound so silly :)

Cock shots @W00t

My husband’s cock is Throbbing Aragorn when fully erect and Gollum when flaccid.

My precious... 😋

@draughtycatflap your username is a perfect alternative for lady bits