What's the appropriate terminology for your "nether regions" in a new middle aged relationship?

[pipandpoppy]

Just that really! Have me a new man and when he used the word "fanny", I felt a bit queasy! Equally, "willy" sounds ridiculous at our age!!

What have you called it in the past, OP?

meat curtains

gash

one-eyed trouser snake

Sorry. I'm pushing 50 and in a heartbeat, I can revert to being 12. Apologies. I have no decent answer though.

What about a good old-fashioned ‘Fadge’ for a no-nonsense approach?

‘Would you like to take your trouser-otter for a walk in my lady-garden?’

@LunaNorth You've really brightened up my day

We use penis and vagina (also when we mean vulva). Bit boring maybe but it suits us. My DH is a bit of a decent guy in that respect, no dirty talk etc. I think he would wince if I said cunt and cock . Still happy though.

Cock and cunt for sex but if we are chatting and DC are around it would be willy and tutti.

@Palavah

I haven't heard anyone say fanny for donkeys years, it's a bit 70s.

I read this as 'fanny' having replaced 'donkeys' years ago. And thought I had learned a new one.

Fantastic 🤣🤣

Growler, minge
Cock. DH called it his member once and I fell about laughing 😂😂

winky and noonoo
We've used every common word but if we are joking around we use the above. If DH were to use either term in the bedroom I'd probably fall off the bed laughing.

Ernest Hemingway used to call his throbbing member Mr Scrooby, so best ask the new man if he has a personalised name for his!

I'm in a similar scenario but it's easier simply to avoid, ive not required to describe them!

There are some good words here! Growler🤣

How about flange?

We (40s/50s) use pussy and cock. I don't like pussy particularly but it's better than the alternatives!

I think blokes call theirs cocks when they want to sound sexy, but dicks the rest of the time

Although he tends to refer to his cock as 'the old man' in general parlance.

I prefer ‘axe wound’

Dp uses the word 'Mary'.
I'd rather he didn't use any word.

Undercarriage. Moist undercarriage in the bedroom.

Fanjo surely??

Undersmile?

Why does he need to mention it? What was the context?

Fanny & Dick - 🤣 so 70's but I quite like it.

@TheVanguardSix

meat curtains

gash

one-eyed trouser snake

Sorry. I'm pushing 50 and in a heartbeat, I can revert to being 12. Apologies. I have no decent answer though.

I had a college tutor (post grad) back in the day whise name was Gary and he told us with great delight, clearly thinking he was being v. cool (he must have been late fifties) that his nickname was Gash.

You can imagine the hilarity .

Chestnut forest
(In joke from a very poorly translated French walking guide DH and I had once. You had to be there).