What's the appropriate terminology for your "nether regions" in a new middle aged relationship?

[pipandpoppy]

Just that really! Have me a new man and when he used the word "fanny", I felt a bit queasy! Equally, "willy" sounds ridiculous at our age!!

I also have a friend and her husband calls his 'Clive'

Cock and Flange. Flange is just a cracking word!!

I'd prefer Mrs PC to use "love missile", but she told me I was dreaming!

I can't use flange!!!!!! I use them in work to help attach stoma bags. 'Pass me another flange' is never going to be said without copious giggling now

The other day we were on the m6 slow traffic near a white workman's van. It said something along the lines of leading experts in flange installations, this got me giggling. my child has just learnt to read, hence repeated reading aloud of flange and why is FLANGE funny mummy? FLANGE!

My husband and I use the names Bear & Honey which I think is nice. Nearly all men nickname their "todger" so best ask him first if he has a nickname and then you can choose something to go with it.

The trouble with specific terminology is, it kind of separates the bits referred to from their owner, makes it all a bit 'naming of parts'. I absolutely don't have a pet name for my penis, and I vastly prefer my DW to call it a cock if she's going to call it anything. Or just 'you'.

Funny thread, howling here! 😆 Cat has got off the bed in disgust & DH is snoring away, whilst I am shaking with laughter! 🤣🤣🤣

Fucking hysterical!!!!!

My ex used to say "love tunnel"

Perhaps you could go for a fairground theme. Unleash your log flume into my love tunnel?

@Crystal17 I have yet to meet a man who has a nickname for his dick!! Well maybe when I was 15 😁

Surely juicy fairy and big fat sausage can’t be real?!? How could you use that in a sexual situation? “Jerry come here and lick my juicy fairy” 😂 or do you mean just in a jokey way?

And sorry just to clarify, do you say things like “I’d like your bear inside my honey” in a serious sexual way?

Didnt Jilly Cooper use "bush"?!
I recently heard the phrase "mossy bank" as a euphenism. It made me giggle.
Growing up we were told "willu" and "wotnot". Im particularly anti "front bottom".

Sorry, if you look it up, 'nether region' means your bum. I think you are trying to talk about the penis and vagina. `both perfectly grown up terms

"His throbbing member passed through her gates of paradise and into the pleasure tunnel beyond..."

🤣Sorry, no words used here but I had to join in!

@8catsisnotunreasonable

"His throbbing member passed through her gates of paradise and into the pleasure tunnel beyond..."

🤣Sorry, no words used here but I had to join in!

50 shades of MN

@PhilCornwall1

Sorry, I should have prefaced it with

"Having bound her tightly to the bed posts with silken scarves he teased her to the brink..."

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I've met a new man recently he is 60 I am 48. He says fanny.. pussy... isnt shy at all ... we just use cock as name for his... loving some of these replies!!!!

[quote 8catsisnotunreasonable]@PhilCornwall1

Sorry, I should have prefaced it with

"Having bound her tightly to the bed posts with silken scarves he teased her to the brink..."

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😂😂😂

@winewolfhowls

The other day we were on the m6 slow traffic near a white workman's van. It said something along the lines of leading experts in flange installations, this got me giggling. my child has just learnt to read, hence repeated reading aloud of flange and why is FLANGE funny mummy? FLANGE!

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@morningstar1 nether regions means either your bum or your genitals.

Is Taco shell a valid alternative? 😂

No-one has said punani!

We say cock for his and pussy, clit, clitoris, vulva and vagina for mine

XH used to use snatch, flange and minge - yuck!

@tutorwho

Is Taco shell a valid alternative? 😂

For the frillier among us, ‘dropped kebab’ is nearer the mark...

For the frillier among us, ‘dropped kebab’ is nearer the mark

Henceforth to be known as My Frillies -thank you