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Dating Thread 137 – Sausage Party at the SUC

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Kinunir · 17/07/2018 12:40

Dating Thread 137 – Sausage Party at the SUC

Dating thread rules:

  1. The first rule about the dating thread is you don't talk about it with people you're dating.
  2. Develop a thick skin.
  3. Do not invest emotionally too soon.
  4. It's all BS until it actually happens.
  5. Trust your gut instinct.
  6. People vanishing, lying & being generally weird is not your fault.
  7. You are the prize - they should be trying to impress you.
  8. If it's not fun, stop.
  9. Loo update is mandatory.
10. Do unto others as you would have them do to you.

And a reminder - you don't know them until you know them!

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dancemom · 17/07/2018 14:09

Thanks Bendy but my issue is I can't find anyone I remotely like so think I will have to give SlutClub a miss ...

BendyLikeBeckham · 17/07/2018 14:11

dancemom don't worry, we will all help you. You'll be dating like a pro soon! Wink

BendyLikeBeckham · 17/07/2018 14:12

Azzizam i haven't used tinder so maybe someone else can advise?

wishywashy6 · 17/07/2018 14:21

@Azzizam
I find tinder very glitchy! Haven't been on today but I had to delete the app and reinstall the other week as it wouldn't send any messages. That then erased all my matches/ previous messages for a while although they seem to be back now!

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Kinunir · 17/07/2018 14:22

Answer your PMs and it could be something else dribbling down your chin next time wishy Wink Grin Grin

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Azzizam · 17/07/2018 14:23

Thanks. I'll wait until I get home. There was someone on there I don't want to lose touch with and we've not exchanged numbers.

DaffoDeffo · 17/07/2018 14:24

Also not on tinder so not sure

My chats are err moving on now. Bloke1 and me are now positively filthy. MrSex has sent me a glorious picture of himself at a conference and tomorrow I see MrFa who is the biggest chance of a relationship. Tonight I see Mrlocal who has the least chance - he doesn't chat at all, I don't even know what he does! I am not sure how tonight will go, I have no expectations but I suspect I will be saying thanks but no thanks tonight. We will see.

Still haven't had a shag since Kin was in nappies!

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Kinunir · 17/07/2018 14:26

.oO(Do I reveal my nappy fetish to Daffo and how I wore one only last night... she's definitely in the SUC now!)

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BendyLikeBeckham · 17/07/2018 14:26

I think we have now established, that there is no line that kin won't cross!!

This thread is going to be great fun!

coolcahuna · 17/07/2018 14:27

Ooooh shiny new thread :-). I've just registered on Badoo and already freaked out at randoms messaging me! I think I've got too used to the calmness of Bumble.

Looks like I have a date tomorrow, let him be known as Mr Sausage

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Kinunir · 17/07/2018 14:28

No-one's ever called me Mr Sausage before - I like it! See you soon cool...

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BendyLikeBeckham · 17/07/2018 14:31

Since the sausage seems to be a theme now, and since we are all looking forward to a meet up as per the thread title, I'll just leave this here

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Kinunir · 17/07/2018 14:34

Jeez, over the weekend I binned off all the conversations that were moving too slowly, now I've got one who won't leave me alone.

Where's the happy medium?

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BendyLikeBeckham · 17/07/2018 14:40

Sorry kin I'll take a break now...Blush

Grin
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Kinunir · 17/07/2018 14:47

You're alright Bendy, I quite enjoy our chats about post-Greco architecture, its dancemom filling my imessage window with all sorts of words and phrases I don't understand.

Help me out everyone so I don't look thick - what does cunnilingus mean?

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BendyLikeBeckham · 17/07/2018 14:51

kin I think I learned that word while studying Latin at school. I am sure it was in a vocabulary test at some point. Not that I ever revised for those. Let me dig out my old textbooks....

coolcahuna · 17/07/2018 15:05

OMG to Badoo. I've had to turn off notifications. I didn't realise you see every swipe! I'm being messaged by 20 year olds. Can you restrict the age? I can't work out how

coolcahuna · 17/07/2018 15:07

I've already said no thanks to someone called undercoverlover

undercoverlover · 17/07/2018 15:09

Hi. can I join in please?

MisterSausage · 17/07/2018 15:12

Party Time ! ! ! ! ! ! !

wishywashy6 · 17/07/2018 15:18

Kin
Answer your PMs and it could be something else dribbling down your chin next time wishy ^ ^ 

see you've got me there again! You know just what buttons to push Grin

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Kinunir · 17/07/2018 15:27

You know just what buttons to push

I don't know about buttons but I'm partial to flicking beans.

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TomHardysBitontheside · 17/07/2018 15:29

kin Thanks for the gift! We need a trip to Costco for SUC and buy in bulk.

daffo your comment about your last shag made me die.

This thread is too funny! And too distracting.

TomHardysBitontheside · 17/07/2018 15:30

And Mr Academic finally replied. He's busy on Friday but will try to reschedule. I've told not to change his plans for me and we can meet up another time. I was quite nice about it, I think!

RealTomHardy · 17/07/2018 15:31

I have a use for you Wink

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