I know I am posting in relationships, it certainly isn't regarding a relationship, but just an example of what shit I have to deal with these days being recently single...
This is because every married man (note, friends of mine so I am friends with their wives too) seems to think I am so bloody desperate that they need to 'offer their services'. 
Go out for the evening with bunch of friends.
Get home to get a message from one of the husbands saying I looked great that night....
. He has something to tell me, I should take it as a compliment although he is a bit shy to tell me. Cue me getting uncomfortable, so I reply, 'no thanks I don't want to know.'
Next day I get a message saying he has to tell me, I need my confidence boosting and continues with a message saying:
I had two erections last night. Once when you arrived and once while you were dancing. You shouldn't look down at yourself like you do. You should appreciate yourself. Just letting you know as I am your friend.'
WTAF!!! 
My reply "don't message me again".
Fucking arsehole!
Fucks sakes, how can anybody take that as a compliment anyway. Makes me feel sick.