dp is really into prostate massages but it just makes me gag

[lexiepix]

Dh has told me how much he wants me to massage his prostate and it is by far his favourite thing sexually. I've read a lot about it, bought some massage tools, but every time I come to give it a go, I just gag and feel like I'm going to throw up. Has anyone overcome this?

Ahem well you know...are there bits that er more worn......

Is the setting always at hard floors.....

Selfie stick

Having done some googling procrastinating about starting the day I can confirm that there are indeed some 'tools' designed for solo use. Described as hands free.

There are some search history's on here that are going to be very interesting...

Selfie stick! Ha ha brilliant.

sparkling crevice tool on hoover oh my Lors, just plug it in and leave him to it. He can empty the bag himself. < faints laughing>

Cant he do it himself. Surely it wouldnt be that hard would it.

As oneday has confirmed, there are 'tools'....one looks like a corkscrew

Tali, I think that on the contrary it would be very hard indeed

Florence

For Hobbitwife and any anyone else who needs it.

I think it is the Hoover that might need the bleaching...

Do the tools get shit on them?

To think I nearly didn't check Mn this morning

Given the appalling stench men tend to leave in the bathroom (mass generalisation but broadly true) is recommend a full hazchem suit with gas mask and heavy gauntlets before trying again!

And he'd have to do his own washing up

There are professional prostate therapists according to Google.

Bit of sick in my mouth now

Finally a use for the the much mentioned barge pole?

Blimey! I wonder what a professional prostate therapist earns.....

But it's a shitty job.......sorry couldn't help it

Do you think you can get a hot stone one?

googles prostate massage

Good grief, this was definitely the wrong thread to read whilst enjoying a latte on my own in Costa!

stick it up his mum

Aaaah that's my daily dose of MN used up right there. Hilarious

In all honesty, I have never ever heard of Prostate massage, I realy have led a sheltered life.
Philip looks the type I nearly fell off my chair chuckling .