dp is really into prostate massages but it just makes me gag

[lexiepix]

Dh has told me how much he wants me to massage his prostate and it is by far his favourite thing sexually. I've read a lot about it, bought some massage tools, but every time I come to give it a go, I just gag and feel like I'm going to throw up. Has anyone overcome this?

Indeed

Brilliant description, Mademan

Jeez I only came into MN this morning to comment on a nice dress on another thread. Now all I can think of is "my arse is a one way street"

I remember the Brian from Hull thread & the penis beaker, woohoo!

(Perhaps Brian has a Yonic Screwdriver for this type of thing!)

I know so many Brians, it's unreal. Quite weird actually.

This thread has had me howling - the mum typo is my favourite ever in the history of the universe.

(Do you think MN Towers would allow a TAAT developing Brandysnapper's post along the lines of...
Things you'd like to shove up your MIL'S arse?)

No no no, Pooh is a bear. First name Winnie.
Of course Pooh should not be up there.

First thing that came to mind when I read the OP was that scene from SATC where Amanda was with a chap who wanted her to lick his bum hole. Cut to them in bed, him gyrating his naked arse in her face and Amanda screaming out (into his proffered bum hole) "I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT!!"

Op how long have you been with prostate man?

Love mademan's explanation hilarious fred

gatewalker - is your DH called Brian?

Oh i see people have beat me too it. So gatewalker - genuinely curious. What would lead a person to seek your services? Are they generally couples or single men?

I prefer MM's visual to the one in the op...

I had no idea there was an actual job title for fingering people

Snort

lemisscared - Generally women, who have either endured trauma and/or feel numbed from their eroticism and sexuality, and their bodies. With male clients, most of my work has involved coaching around masturbation and/or porn consumption.

That must be an emotionally demanding job gatewalker.

Gatewalker, I'd be interested in your thoughts on porn and its harms and benefits, but appreciate that it's an extremely emotive and difficult subject, not to mention off topic.
I'm just thinking that you may well have a role which enables you to take an objective view on the subject? ?

So this week on Mumsnet I have learnt about a new religion I hadn't heard of and that you can get a job teachng people how to stick their finger up their bum.
Every day is a school day on here.

"I had no idea there was an actual job title for fingering people"

I'd imagine there's quite a few jobs in which the main purpose is to regularly give people the finger.

Gatewalker is there any tools you would recommend I should use? Sorry for shop talk with you, but is there any tutorial books / videos out there that are worth it? Dp says its a very healthy thing to do, and helps release toxins and prevent prostate cancer, but not sure.

To the person that found a hands free device?! Can you link to it?

It's Miranda from SATC, not Amanda. Yes, it's a very funny scene though

lexie

I know there has been a lot of joking around on this thread but assuming for a moment that you are genuinely a woman who is being coerced into a sexual act that repulses you, what would he do if you simply refused? Which is absolutely what you should do, btw.

Yoni thread is in classics - cant link on phone .
As you were.