dp is really into prostate massages but it just makes me gag

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Dh has told me how much he wants me to massage his prostate and it is by far his favourite thing sexually. I've read a lot about it, bought some massage tools, but every time I come to give it a go, I just gag and feel like I'm going to throw up. Has anyone overcome this?

Thank you, AF.

Now I wish I hadn't asked what gatewalker did as a job. 'Prostate and anal work' sounds erm.....
Anyway would have loved to see the job advertisement on Indeed.

who knew?!

Coconut oil!!!
What about anaphalytic shock?

What's wrong with KY?

I think you are a charlatan gatewalker

Gate, being serious for a moment, do you have to undergo regular counselling of your own and be subjected to full disclosure searches ? In the same way that psychiatrists etc do.

I could see a job like that potentially being very attractive to people with dodgy backgrounds of their own. Huge scope to use vulnerable people there.

Who wished they didn't ISolemnly!

Tbf, there was a significant cross post there. Apologies, gate walker. A crass pun (if one invited by yr name, perhaps).

AF - Yes, regular counselling and supervision. I have a psychotherapy background, which has been a solid foundation. And, yes, like any profession that deals with deep and intimate material (including psychotherapy), it can draw its share of wounded healers. Regulation helps, and it's never failsafe.

Coconut oil needs to be sensitivity-tested first, Cutted; and there are lubes that are designed specifically for anal work. KY is not viscous or oily enough, because the anus does not provide its own lubrication; KY gets absorbed too quickly.

I'm not a charlatan.

Well, that's my new fact for the day covered gate..

I love MN and the infinite variety of people you get to meet and talk with from the comfort of a Saturday morning living room cuppa

"Dare I ask what a prostate massage is."

It's a similar manoeuvre to when you've dropped your fag into an empty can of lager that you've been using as an ashtray all evening and are now trying to fish it out without slicing your finger on the rim.

Shipwrecked

I understand, gatewalker

( now back to the lighthearted stuff)

have you met Brian from Hull at all ?

No problem, sassy

I have realised that because this is my work and I've been associated with this kind of work for some time, that I forget how unusual it is to most people. I have a lot of friends and colleagues in the same or similar fields and so in many ways it is very much part of my everyday life.

gate

Amazing, never knew anything like that existed

Dare I ask who Brian from Hull is?!

Who is Brian from hull?

Use disposable gloves, stick condoms on toys. Don't know what all the fuss is about, if you pop the condoms on toys when they come out after a play just dont look and chuck them away. Just try it you might be surprised and enjoy it, all you have to do is pop them up there really..haven't tried coconut oil, tend to use lube! Ps the prostate isn't where pooh should be, and men should wash before anyway.

So are you based in the North East gatewalker?

DS1 is seeing the careers advisor at school soon. I will get him to ask all about it. Not sure he's chosen the right A levels though.

Oh no. Don't dredge Brian up again. It was the first time around.

You mean you don't know who Brian from Hull is....I am surprised you have not come across him at one of your networking events

ok, I'll stop teasing you

Brian was a poster who came onto MY to "advertise" his services as a Yoni Massager. Much hilarity ensued. I don't know if the thread still exists, and can't link as I'm on my phone

Not the north-east, no, Cutted.

It was about as funny as Penis Beaker It's probably in Classics somewhere.

MN*

it was nothing to do with me (ahem)

Ohhh! Yes, now I remember Brian , AF. I have come across a fair number of real-life "Brian's". They can be in turns amusing and dangerous.