dp is really into prostate massages but it just makes me gag

[lexiepix]

Dh has told me how much he wants me to massage his prostate and it is by far his favourite thing sexually. I've read a lot about it, bought some massage tools, but every time I come to give it a go, I just gag and feel like I'm going to throw up. Has anyone overcome this?

I do prostate massage in my work. Gloves (non-latex), coconut oil, and slow, sloooooooooow, sloooooooooow entry. In all the times I've done it, I have rarely encountered any poo - it isn't usually stored in the area where the prostate is located.

And if you don't want to do it, then don't do it. Consent before anything else.

Jesus
No, I wouldn't want to do this either and if I was with a guy who liked it I would just think shame for you.

oh this is why I love mumsnet .....

Goodness gatewalker what is your job?

Where do you advertise a job like that?

Trying to be serious for a moment, he should be able to accept that you don't like it and try something else.
DP and and I are quite filthy liberated but we agreed on the first night that bums were off limits, and it has never reduced our enjoyment.

I also need to know what job gatewalker does.

I know in a lot of job descriptions they say " and any other duties" but that is taking it a bit far

This thread has turned out way, way funnier than I thought it could be when I clicked on it!!

Does your job involve home visits gatewalker

Dare I ask what a prostate massage is. I have not nc'd so you know I'm not a troll

Blimey, coconut oil gets recommended for everything on here!

Wasn't there a thread a few years ago where a mner was asking ii she was being unreasonable to not leave her dh coz he liked to spend time walking around with some big screw type device up his arse when he should have been looking after the dc?

Goodness I love MN. Made me laugh. Thanks vipers

scarmble

It is on Wikipedia and everything

X posts with the nightsky. That made me spit my tea out

I remember that one nightsky! It was gross.

I am a somatic bodyworker focusing on sexuality. It's not a euphemism for anything else (and I'm not bashing any sexual profession in the process). I work fully-clothed, gloved, teaching people about pleasure and how to address issues around sexual functioning and psychosexual issues. Prostate and anal work is part of that. The aim is to educate people about their own bodies so that they are able to learn new things about themselves and what is possible for them.

I just looked on love honey at prostate massager toys and read a couple of reviews. Eek Each to their own but my arse is a one way street thank you very much

ooh, that sounds a bit like Brian from Hull's job

Pmsl at up his mum

And that's only part of what I do. A lot of my work involves coaching; and much of it is working with women to address emotional, physical and psychological trauma focused on their genitals. It is very sensitive, intimate work, and has the potential to be immensely powerful.

Not a streetwalker sassy, but if it makes you feel comfortable that the only way you can square what I do away is to pigeonhole me, then feel free.

sassy, that comment wasn't really in the spirit of the thread