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Dear VNXH

502 replies

WellWhoKnew · 11/02/2015 15:55

Dear VNXH,

I am pondering about pondersome things. What are you doing, I ponder?

The SHL is contemplating the latest bit of fuckwittery from a legaltastic viewpoint.

I merely remain navel gaze in a reflective sort of manner. My mind continually mulls over and over, in a ruminatory sort of manner.

I am pleased to report that fuck all has happened to day except I got on with some shit.

Woman, thoughtful.

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Belleende · 26/02/2015 19:20

WWK sending you some marital senekot. Sorry they don't seem to have a emoticon for that.

CookieDoughKid · 27/02/2015 08:50

Please don't apologise for the fact you haven't got a job. It's not forever. And you'll have a much different frame of mind for job hunting post divorce.

Yes, he's a rat bag piece of shit and I'm sure he revels in knowing it.

I refuse for you to give him the satisfaction.

Take a gun. Aim at that turd.

Fire.

Repeat.

ninetynineonehundred · 27/02/2015 12:35

Every shit comes out eventually. Just keep on with the prune juice shl and you'll get rid of it.
And think about how much lighter you will be afterwards.

Anniegetyourgun · 27/02/2015 15:20

Since we're into linking stuff...

My excuse (if any is needed) is it's about getting a large awkward object out of your life. Just watch what you do with that crowbar.

FrancesNiadova · 28/02/2015 10:22

WWK, he always gets bullish before a court appearance coz he knows that you'll show him up again for being the lying, conniving fckwit that he truly is.
From your posts, the pattern of his behaviour is evident all the way through; court is looming, he's not got his sht in order, (being so full of it, it must be quite a job, poor love), so he'll bully ex-wife because:
i) you never know, you might give in to him he really doesn't know you does he?
ii) Bullying you is his default setting when things aren't going his way because he's jealous of you & it makes him feel better/superior.
Poor love's in for a big shock isn't he....he's going to get his arse kicked all the way from planet supertw@t right back to reality 2015.
KOKO Flowers

Paperblank · 01/03/2015 21:28

WWK When are you next in court? I know its soon and I hope you are doing okay.

WellWhoKnew · 05/03/2015 00:37

Dear VNXH

Thank you for taking my solicitor's letter seriously and agreeing to not contact me whilst you remain under oath. I rather suspect this is in your self-interest rather than any polite request from my side, but all the same I am grateful for small mercies.

And so it is now we are out of time from the 'armistice' of recent weeks and into the countdown.

We are now fully tick tocking away.

And I'm now back into the zone of having to drive carefully.

And write even more carefully.

Not that I don't.

After all, I attended a speed awareness court.

And I realise words can be dangerous vehicles.

It's been agreed that we will be presenting your 'vitriolic' emails of yondermonth, that I've never read, for GG to read. Of course, I may be enlightened by their contents should GG order they be read out in court.

He may, of course, just read them, in his chambers. I don't know.

They must be pretty nasty. I hope to never know. But it's up to your team to object to their submissions. I almost hope they succeed.

But given your obsession with controlling my future, I should also let you know my glorious landlords demanded a house inspection this week.

Me, being me, just thought: thank heavens they didn't ask six months ago. So just said 'meh, whatever, whenever's good for you'

Apparently, I'm a delightful tenant, the best they've ever known. Kindly, respectful, considerate but of most significance: I you always pay the rent on time. I like being validated as a great neighbour and that no one has any complaints about me. In fact, the landlords left stating that if they could wave a magic wand, they'd have me live here for years to come.

The bitter irony.

Woman. Knows her rights, but knows her responsibilities. More importantly, knows how to respect the rules.

One week, five days.

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winterinmadeira · 05/03/2015 07:24

Wow! That's so lovely of your landlord (although the it's not a situation of your choosing we know).

Tick tick tick...times almost up twat face! I do hope GG is at his grumpiest that day... but on your side WWK.

KOKO?

Meerka · 05/03/2015 08:13

KOKO ...

Anniegetyourgun · 05/03/2015 08:27

It may be best if GG keeps any offensive bits to himself, but it would be excellent if he read some of them out, such as the contradictory decrees; thus showing Mr SW to be either a gaslighting bully or a Very Confused Person. Possibly both.

Jacana · 05/03/2015 11:19

Hello WWK, like so many others I've been following your journey and hope to be celebrating with you your journey's end soon. It's been quite a trek.

Y'know, GG has the reputation of being a) v.grumpy but also b) v. fair. He's also ruling on your divorce settlement as his last hurrah before he retires from the Bench.

Why am I thinking he'll be celebrating the end of his working life by creating one hellova bonfire out of all the letters,which should never have been sent, setting your 'guy'on top,and watching stbx go up in flames whilst he,GG, goes out in a blaze of glory?

It will indeed be a Bonfire of STBX's VanitiesGrin

freshstart4us · 05/03/2015 12:30

Also waving pom poms wildly

Hang in there WWK. Also Wine Wine and more Wine for you to go with the gin.

AcrossthePond55 · 05/03/2015 13:52

Soon, soon, soon. It will be hard to hear the emails, but again, they were sent in the past so have absolutely no power. If GG decides to read them into the record, I suppose you can stick your fingers in your ears and sing 'la-la-la-la-la' until he's done. No? OK, then just sit there looking dignified, perhaps let a small, glistening tear roll down your cheek. Dab your eyes & under the cover of the hanky, permit yourself to quietly whisper 'Wanker'.

minibmw2010 · 05/03/2015 18:46

You're doing brilliantly, it'll all be over soon !!??

Sweetoranges · 05/03/2015 18:47

Yea! Pom poms and Wine here too!

FrancesNiadova · 05/03/2015 19:57

Nearly there, keep sane Flowers

Tobyjugg · 05/03/2015 20:13

Since gin & Wine have been sorted, sending small lace hanky for dabbing eyes if GG should read out the wanker's emails. "Dignity, always dignity".

ImpossibleGirl · 06/03/2015 14:57

Nearly there WWK! Wine & gin winging their way over to you ...

CruCru · 08/03/2015 07:52

Can his team object to them being submitted? He did, after all, send them.

Also, is anything going to happen about the solicitors letter he sent you when he was under oath?

thiskiwicanfly · 08/03/2015 22:54

You are the queen of ABC - Always Be Classy - even under extreme provocation.

Not long now lady and I amongst many I'm sure am looking forward to hearing how hard GG comes down on your side and how apoplectic your particular twatface gets. Perhaps that will be what it takes to activate that particular ticker issue... Flowers

Joysmum · 08/03/2015 23:02

Pom poms at the ready here too. Wishing you all the best Wine Flowers

WellWhoKnew · 09/03/2015 12:35

Dear VSTBXH,

Fuckwittery is gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Again.

I see you've stopped paying the court-ordered maintenance. Back to that fresh air and rainwater.

You've returned all the post in my name saying 'not known at this address' so you're in the country again. Thankfully, the powers of Internet mean they communicate my total vanishment from the face of this earth via email, so here I remain in an ethereal place.

Anyway, you'll be pleased to know I'm not completely abandoned and alone. Neighbourhood watch have been round to say they are all keeping an eye out for me. And you. You are, it is all agreed, a total arse. Who needs a judge's opinion?

Anyway, I thought you might be in need of some laughs. I was helping a woman do the dreaded Form E the other day. We started on page 1, as it's always the easiest page to complete. She proudly told me she had spelt her own name correctly. And managed to get everyone's date of births exactly right. Amazingly, she even managed to remember the names of her children.

And then, I read to her, your 'special contributions' to our marriage so awed her with your utter brilliance.

Who'd have though completely a Form E would be so intoxicatingly funny. It is probably the best laugh I've had in ages.

The wonders of women never cease, eh?

You might have all the financial power but the intelligence and humour is all mine.

Mine, mine, mine.

Woman.

One week, one day.

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Andro · 09/03/2015 12:59

The judge will not like the maintenance being messed with!

What does your shl have to say about it?

KOKO, it will be over soon.

CruCru · 09/03/2015 13:43

Yes, you don't have long to go.

WellWhoKnew · 09/03/2015 16:29

SHL is on holiday Sad.

But one of her employees have demanded immediate payment Grin.

I remain like this Confused

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