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Dear VNXH

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WellWhoKnew · 11/02/2015 15:55

Dear VNXH,

I am pondering about pondersome things. What are you doing, I ponder?

The SHL is contemplating the latest bit of fuckwittery from a legaltastic viewpoint.

I merely remain navel gaze in a reflective sort of manner. My mind continually mulls over and over, in a ruminatory sort of manner.

I am pleased to report that fuck all has happened to day except I got on with some shit.

Woman, thoughtful.

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AcrossthePond55 · 09/03/2015 16:39

Oh FFS! 'Not known at this address'??? What a fucking idiot. And stopping the maintenance? I'm sure GG will look very kindly on those shenanigans (NOT). Does Mr SW ever actually listen to his own legal team? They must be coining money from him fixing up the messes caused by his arseholiance.

Be sure you put some sugar in that rainwater and some salt on that fresh air. It tastes better that way. Or maybe it's the other way 'round…..I'm not sure. Maybe you're supposed to mix each with a tot of gin….or two. Rainwater and gin. Fresh air and gin. Actually, that sounds damn good.

Only 10 days til next visit with GG, yes?

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WellWhoKnew · 09/03/2015 16:46

Week tomorrow. Seven more days of fuckwittery to go...

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confusednc · 09/03/2015 19:21

Shaking pom poms in advance... Dusting off the bunting... You'll soon just be typing the wonderfully brief.. 'xh'!

Gibbsbasement · 09/03/2015 20:38

Shall we get a marching band? The person with the giant cymbals can wrap them round Mr SW's head to beat.

mistlethrush · 09/03/2015 20:43

Not long!

chocolatefingersandtoes · 09/03/2015 21:28

Not long now WWK, Delurking after following your posts since the day you first posted. Hang in there, it'll all come right in the end!

confusednc · 09/03/2015 21:28

Gibbs.. That's such a great image Grin

Belleende · 09/03/2015 21:31

MN guard of honour flashmob on the courthouse steps? I can fake an antenatal appointment. Anyone else free?

confusednc · 09/03/2015 21:32

Who was it mentioned a gin advent calendar? We need that with a 7 day count down. The picture behind day 7 is a marching band with crashing cymbals with fuck you bunting! Wink

FrancesNiadova · 09/03/2015 21:46

Great idea Belle!
Not long now, wwk, KOKO for 7 short days.

iwashappy · 09/03/2015 22:10

He doesn't learn does he! The intelligence and humour are definitely all yours.

Nearly there, stay strong.

Notmeagain1 · 10/03/2015 00:40

I would absolutely love to be in that court room one week from today to cheer you on WWK. You are an awesome ferocious specimen called WOman. KOKO!!

mamakoukla · 10/03/2015 02:24

WWK.... you rock.

Wishing you all the best. You sound fantastic. You will prevail

Xxx

toastyarmadillo · 10/03/2015 05:47

When is shl back from holiday, just try and avoid payment conversations with the employee until then if at all possible.

Thinking of you, not long now xxx

Gibbsbasement · 10/03/2015 08:32

Toasty - the employee was demanding immediate payment from Mr SW as the idiot has once again cocked up and ignored a court order to make interim payments.

Hobbitwife001 · 10/03/2015 08:33

He is the tooliest tool in the toolbox, Shock
Thinking of you lovely girl, see you soon, x

TodaysAGoodDay · 10/03/2015 09:03

Stay strong, wonderful WWK xxx

acatcalledjohn · 10/03/2015 17:54

One week until GG rips him to shreds. One week until SHL hands you a bottle of gin post hearing (well, you can dream, can't you Grin). One week until he is XH.

One week until we have a MN online gin party. We ought to, anyway.

KOKO, dear WWK.

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WellWhoKnew · 10/03/2015 18:03

I think the way it works is I buy the SHL a bottle of gin! And pay the bill...

He's paid. He just wanted to piss off my lovely landlords, so eminently practical me, who has a just fine and dandy relationship with them, went and spoke to them and said 'we're dealing with it, and I'm very sorry'.

They made me a lovely cup of tea and said 'don't worry, we know you'll pay as soon as you can'. I paid them today. I don't think there's a person in the village, who isn't glad that the village idiot has buggered off!

And in other news, I had the update ready to post of the afternoon where currently there is a NEWS BLACKOUT, but the fucking idiot that is yours truly where technology is concerned, broke her shiny new laptop last night! And hasn't backed it up. I will re-write it before next Tuesday.

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CookieDoughKid · 10/03/2015 19:23

WWK ....do you have children together? I just wondered. Hope you OK. Rooting for you.

Anyone thought of a film script for this? 50s shades of arse.

Bogeyface · 11/03/2015 23:09

If your rent doesnt get paid, they blame him not you, I wonder how the knowledge of that would make him feel?!

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WellWhoKnew · 12/03/2015 12:48

Don't worry Bogey he has more important things to worry about as apparently he has 'lost' his job.

I feel like getting up and pointing to his place of work and saying "It's just there you blind bastard".

Anyway, not to worry - he's got a plan. He's decided to reduce my claim on my assets from 25% (the open offer he made to court) to 20% and he keeps his, and keeps stumm about his.

So he's going to be just mighty fine...

Have I told you about my friend, Gin?

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CruCru · 12/03/2015 14:03

Ugh, what a stupid fucker.

Anniegetyourgun · 12/03/2015 14:17

And we thought Deckthehalls's STBXH was a delusional fucker offering her 20% of everything! Clearly hers is a mere amateur.

Reach for the gin if you must, but if you find out whatever it is he's on don't touch a drop of it. The reality he inhabits seems to be a very weird place indeed. His sol must be mightily relieved he's currently forbidden to take legal advice. Even though he may or may not still be taking some Confused

My head hurts, I hate to think what yours must be doing...

fannyfanakapan · 12/03/2015 16:29

STBXH: "I know, I'll say Ive lost my job, that will work, no one will suspect a thing! And I can screw over WWK for even more assets! What a genius I am, what could possibly go wrong...."

Enter GG, Stage right....

Oh to be a fly on the wall next week.